joobeejoo47, in Putin puts you in charge of the Copesnetsov. How are you winning the war for the russkies? Credible answers only.
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Glorious Kuznetsov of Great Russian Navy knows where is because knows where enemy isn’t. Will defeat Ukraine with copium fueled advanced thermonuclear Slavic weaponry. Ukraine is ded!

Is new flagship since Moskva go to farm upstate.

grus, in Mad Max Farming
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Improvized Ukrainian deminer.
Someone post it on reddit NCD, I've deleted my account from there.

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Yes, brother. We must spread our autism to Kbin now. NCD expansion is non-negotiable.

Trundle, in Putin puts you in charge of the Copesnetsov. How are you winning the war for the russkies? Credible answers only.

Tell ya what I’d do. I’d be like “Yo, Ukraine, let’s finish this shit.” And Ukraine would be all like, “Oh yeah? Why don’t you finish deez nutz?!” I’d probably laugh a little bit at that, but I wouldn’t let Ukraine see me. Then I’d go “Nah man, for real. Let’s square up at Chuck E. Cheese.”

Ukraine probably thinks we’re in for a parking lot fight, or some shit like that, but nope. I’d challenge Ukraine to a fucking winner-takes-all ski ball match. And you know what? Ukraine would goddamn accept.

I’d intentionally be a little bit late, so Ukraine would be all hanging out in the parking lot and shit, getting hyped up and rowdy. Then, I’d roll up in that glorious janky-ass bitch with the curved up deck.

I know what’s up. Ukraine knows what’s up. We do this thing.

It’s goddamn savage. I’m not just hitting the middle hole, no… I’m fucking sinking shots into those little corner holes that are worth, like, 10,000 points a goddamn piece.

It’s merciless. Unrelenting. Ukraine loses epically, and collect their casualties as they slink into the darkness on the edge of the parking lot.

Fuck me, though, because I gotta deal with this goddamn aircraft carrier in a Chuck E. Cheese situation now.

So, anyway, that’s how I’d do it.

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Amazing the things that you can accomplish when you skip your meds.

themoonisacheese, in We are going to help anon beat this ostrich's ass, RGB katana or not. avatar


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Fosheze, in Alright, NCD, anon needs help defending against an ostrich. As the world's most trustworthy defence experts, what advice can we offer?


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Fucking lol

vrojak, in In case anyone here is confused about what we stand for.
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o7 🇪🇺
🧎 (there ist no NATO flag emoji wtf man)

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A world without NATO is very GayTO (we love the gays though, especially if you're fem, HMU).

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Angery EU

SpicyPeaSoup, in A little jealous of this Muscovite ngl
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How do I have this happen to me? Asking to make sure I can avoid this, of course.

PugJesus, in How credible are sexy splits?
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Mass. Confusion.

Helldiver_M, in So fucking stupid
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Bottom image continues to be super relevant, lamo.

SpicyPeaSoup, in Cursed image, view at your own risk
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


I was on the train he isn’t lying

Ski, in Putin puts you in charge of the Copesnetsov. How are you winning the war for the russkies? Credible answers only.

Sail it into the river that splits Kyiv and just wait for it to light itself on fire again and burn the city down.

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Ah, the WMD option. Might actually be credible.

Shit, in Food in the US military avatar

This is high quality content!

verity_kindle, in Wherefore art banana

I love tapestry memes so frekin much. The only meme that deserves to be printed and sold on merch. It’s the only meme would look good and still be funny.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in The Myth of Wittmann
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Shout out to Rex Ingraham and his massive titanium balls for saving all those lives

stevecrox, in The Myth of Wittmann
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The Messiah has finally decided to make a new video.

The sequence of events makes Whittman so unbelievably lucky.

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'E's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty pig!

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I liked this one nice self contained rant.

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