eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

If you stir chocolate milk counter-clockwise you can separate the milk and chocolate syrup.

In order to learn how to whistle you had to eat enough pickles first.

Found a rock that kind of looked like a coin and thought I could carve it into a passable counterfeit and repeat enough times to become rich.

Ranta,

I might need more explanation for the pickles…

Dlayknee,

I feel like it’s pretty clear:

  1. eat pickles
  2. whistle
rgb3x3,

Technically the last one is how money was invented, so it’s not terrible thinking.

b9chomps,

When I was little people said dogs would sniff you to figure out who you are. I thought when a dog smells you they know your name, address, …

And maybe they do?

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

When I learned balls have a significant role in child-making my first though was women got pregnant by surgically transfering a man’s testicle to their belly. Then I realized balls come in two’s and I do in fact have more than one sibling

Dubious_Fart,

So many posts here are examples of why robust sexual education is a dire necessity, lol.

GARlactic,

When did you figure out that you were adopted?

MooseBoys,

That if I went to Planet Hollywood for dinner I would definitely meet Arnold Schwarzenegger.

dutchkimble,

Me too!

init,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

I thought that everywhere was ocean except our town, my grandparents’ town, and the interstate we used to get there.

KevonLooney,

Dude lived in that town from the Truman Show.

rgb3x3,

Shh, don’t tell him the truth.

AWittyUsername,

I thought vampires were real so I never slept with my back to the door for years thinking they’d bite me in my neck whilwt I slept.

SpermGoobler,

Are you sure you aren’t a 14th century peasant?

sunbeam60,

Your username!!! 🤣

TrueStoryBob,

Kept the covers over my head for this exact same reason. I figured I would feel it if a vampire tried to remove the blanket or sheet and I could defend myself… no real thought or planning put into how I would defeat a vampire, but at least I’d be awake. A very religious aunt told me vampires don’t exist and that it was in fact demons sent from hell that were trying to get me and all children… I was four when this was explained to me. It’s one thing to get scared because you saw a movie about a kind of monster and quite another to have an adult you’ve been told by your parents to respect explain what to her was a real monster and one of which she was convinced actually existed. I was a very light sleeper well into my teens.

hubobes,

My mom told us that microwaves are bad for our health due to radiation. I did not want a microwave in my own apartment until I was 20 and my GF just got one.

twack,

To be fair, this one is true… Its just that they are also designed to protect you from stray microwaves lol

Knusper,

They’re bad in that they’d cook you with enough intensity, but we don’t know of other side-effects. Microwaves are not comparable to ionizing radiation like X-rays, gamma rays or ultraviolet light, which can genuinely damage your DNA.

tias,

I started learning BASIC when I was 7 and used to think that the POKE command was a magical incantation that could do anything. Like you could make an entire game with a single POKE. You just had to find the right one.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

You were only part wrong; POKE is magic that can do almost anything. You just have to call it a bunch.

At least, on 6502 systems, in the days of static memory layout operating systems, it was.

planish,

Extreme Code Golf

sunbeam60,

What about PEEK and DATA? You definitely need some PEEK and DATA statements too.

EmoDuck,

I thought for a second you ment a different kind of basic

whome,

I remember watching Spartacus with Kirk Douglas. I remember that I thought he was wearing some sort of muscle prosthetics bc I thought people couldn’t be that muscular. It’s funny because by today’s standards he wasn’t buff at all.

Hexadecimalkink,

The USA was the good guys.

Ilovethebomb,

Depends who you ask really. They’re certainly the good guys if you’re being invaded by Russia.

Tatters,

So long ago now.

Haywire,

I’m pretty sure that is still going on.

sunbeam60,

Compared to the alternative, I’ll take the US as an ally, thank you very much.

Hexadecimalkink,

Sounds like you benefit from the exploitation of the masses you sicko.

sunbeam60,

Sounds like you don’t live in the real world.

Hexadecimalkink,

I don’t live in the US, if that’s what you mean by the real world.

Haywire,

If I might ask where do you live?

sunbeam60,

No me neither.

yuunikki,

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  • Ilovethebomb,

    You mean NPC, I think.

    aberrate_junior_beatnik,

    In a lot of games AI opponents are called CPU players. I think that’s what they mean.

    leftzero,

    I thought the world didn’t entirely suck. Ignorant little idiot, I was.

    Haywire,

    Just wait. It gets worse.

    rbesfe,

    I thought vaginas were just hiding 20-30 tiny miniature penises inside, and that’s why they couldn’t use urinals because it would spray everywhere

    Tangent5280,

    I uh… I’m kinda… what reasoning?.. bruh, wtf? Explain yourself.

    JudahBenHur,

    yes, this is the most horrible thing I’ve ever thought about

    ArcaneSlime,

    Idk my mental image is both horrific and hilarious, I’m imagining something of a Junji Ito, R. Crumb crossover.

    Raxiel,

    Sarlacc pit (the OG version)

    sawne128,

    I used to think all adults were 10 years old. I mean, 10 is a large number right?

    bermuda,

    I thought answering machines were something just made up by TV shows because we never had an answering machine.

    Crotaro,

    I was so confused over how answering machines worked, but I don’t remember the specifics anymore! I think what confused me was, how and especially where the messages would be stored. As in, can my neighbours call the number of my answering machine (if we had had one) and then listen to the messages that were left for us?

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