You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?
I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
Trebuchet, Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.
Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.
zigmus64, I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.
giantfloppycock, Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.
BadAdvice, Definitely a rabbit. Dude with Let Me Take Your Luggage is doing some pretty cool stuff ngl
CubbyTustard, deleted_by_author
Infynis, 
You’d make a great crime scene investigator
Heratiki, Imagine how rich you could get as a private investigator.
Transcendant, My toes are unstubbable
Heratiki, Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
1stq, 
Then good luck to your shin.
Heratiki, Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Thisfox, Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
morphballganon, And step on the cat
SickPanda, Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
Nemo, Or break all your table and chair legs whenever your foot approaches them.
Transcendant, No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
quaddo, The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Mothra, 
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff
MrFunnyMoustache, How do you define B-tier superpower?
backhdlp, Superpower, but not that great or useful.
MrFunnyMoustache, The ability to run very fast, but only when you don’t have a destination.
backhdlp, (edited ) I’m invisible if no one would see me
Edit: Fixed exploit
Nora, this is secretly very op, you go to a private place and can stay invisible forever cause nobody sees you after you turn invisivle
violetraven, 
Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?
backhdlp, They can, but they get untangled once OP has them again.
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