stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

Perfect business sense, I think.

sulgoth,

That’s not b tier at all.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

better business sense, then?!

shiveyarbles,

Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody’s attention by pointing a finger.

Teknikal,

The power to possess others for a short time . I Could either improve their situations or much darker punch their boss on the face to get them fired

1847953620,

That’s not a b tier power

Cryophilia,

Just started this thread, but I suspect most of the responses will warrant this

Teknikal,

Could be right I was thinking maybe a few seconds though

1847953620,

Ok that’s debatable, I’m willing to hear it out. Thing is the power to make anyone take their pants down in front of an audience is still kind of OP, though. There could just be entire swathes of politicians and CEOs getting kicked out for sexual exposure, that’s insane control over politics on a global scale.

Kushia,

Food-doesnt-make-me-overweight-or-mess-up-my-health man.

So I can eat whatever I want and it’s perfectly healthy for me whatever it is. I’d eat ao much ice cream it wouldn’t be funny.

Kit,

That’s a S tier super power.

son_named_bort,

Captain Hair

hydrospanner,

…but only in your ears and nostrils.

black_lugia,

Anti usb superposition aura. Dear god that would be heaven.

creesco,

Usb-c man as arrived.

nayminlwin,

I just wanna be No-health-problem man

Kushia,

I’d love to be no-longer-forced-to-rent man.

Tuss,

Imagine it being a monkey’s paw and.

Now you’re homeless instead unable to find roof over your head. You can’t even rent that spot in the alley where the cardboard boxes don’t get as wet as the others.

BustinJiber,

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don’t care what that suppose to do to the environment.

For some reason.

sigh,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

just once?

XTornado,

Well…unless they spontaneously appear or aliens bring them from their planet I don’t think more than once is needed.

Of course maybe another person wants a power to manifest them into the world again.

taladar,

Something closely related might evolve to fill that niche again.

XTornado,

Hopefully we get a movie from “The Asylum” film producers out of it.

doublenut,

… I mean if you don’t know how to snap, then you never have snapped. For all you know this actually could be your super power and you haven’t even bothered to find out. With great power comes great responsibility.

qyron,

I alread have my super power and love it: high definition vision in low light conditions.

Bright lights hurt my eyes and I only get my supervision in b&w but it is really useful.

shiveyarbles,

Would you classify that as darkvision or infravision? So you have pointy ears?

qyron,

No pointy ears.

TheControlled, (edited )

All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.

Edit: forgot the measurement scale

lotanis,

Isn’t dust what you get when things disintegrate?

Deez,

Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust

charlytune,
@charlytune@mander.xyz avatar

Dust of dust.

taladar,

Isn’t really fine dust what they are all worried about with microplastics, air quality and such things right now?

Deez,

I like to think of it as more refined, for the classier cancer.

TheControlled,

I’m think more molecular disintegration. They were integrated, now they are not.

hydrospanner,

What’s a 20 sphere?

nxdefiant,

2X better than a 10 sphere.

hydrospanner,

why the f didn’t I think of that

TheControlled,

Oops. 20 foot sphere.

ChewTiger,

The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.

Cryophilia,

California-Man

Pantherina,

Perfect Croutons man, never burnt, always crunchy

Etterra,

B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone’s money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.

chiliedogg,

Infinite cash is B-tier?

Etterra,

Infinite petty cash. you can’t buy most big-ticket items with cash, like a new car or a house, and you can’t spend it online, only in person. And, since you can only do it to pay for things, you can’t just pull money out of your pocket forever to hoard. You might be able to trick it with the right accomplice, or just use it to buy gold and then resell it, but it’s pretty inefficient.

SeeJayEmm,
@SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

While I take your point you very much can buy a new car with cash.

It would be inefficient to game the system but it could be gamed. It would feel like petty larceny but I’d start with several maxed out Visa gift cards so I could make online purchases. Maybe money orders if that’s still a thing.

wolfpack86,

I’ll grant you the power to always grab exact change, under the supposition you have place sufficient money in your pocket to cover the bill.

Like put only a $100 bill into your pocket, and you can be guaranteed to have $5.32, exactly, to pay for your latte.

Fuck giving you infinite free money man. That’s A tier.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Max of 99c.

Edit to your power: You still need dollar amounts, and if you don’t have, then you don’t have any change.

Eg. Cost: $4.52, and you have $5 in your pocket: you pull out $5.52, or if you have $4 in your pocket, you pull out $4.52. If you have $3 in your pocket, you pull out $3.

quinkin,

Still Warm Coffee Man.

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

I would be Sleep-on-command man

qyron,

I have that one and it gets annoying some times.

SeeJayEmm,
@SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org avatar

It’s “on command”. Stop commanding yourself to sleep. 😁

qyron,

Missed that detail. I’m just the sleep-anywhere-anytime-as-long-as-I-am-not-moving, then.

Kit,

That’s me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.

Cryophilia,

I did the opposite. I just work so much that I’m exhausted all the time.

If you’re in a state of perma-exhaustion, sleep is easy

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