You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

Songar87, 6 months ago

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.

TotallyHuman, 6 months ago

I just fell off the couch.

Underwaterbob, 6 months ago

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

Voyajer, 6 months ago

I’ve clipped into a pool table.

neocamel, 6 months ago

Finally, I’m inside my wife.

MacNCheezus, 6 months ago

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

Filthmontane, 6 months ago

I’d be shitting in the neighbor’s toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I’m in their apartment in my underwear.

TheLobotomist, 6 months ago

You take shits with your underwear on?? You wild dog

Filthmontane, 6 months ago

I cut a big hole in the back so I can shit through it though. Can’t stand the cold seat on my cheeks.

Pyr_Pressure, 6 months ago

I’m now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

hai, 6 months ago

My head would hit a metal chair.

I sit on the floor, despite a chair being there.

captain_aggravated, 6 months ago

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.

MECHAGIC, 6 months ago

I’m clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

wholemilk, 6 months ago

I am in my cat’s litter box

Omega_Haxors, 6 months ago

Nice try, you’re not socialing my security question.

Illuminostro, 6 months ago

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That’s how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.

NuraShiny, 6 months ago

I die because I get teleported into the earth’s air which mixes into all my muscles and bones and organs, destroying most of my cells, stopping my heart due to blood bubbles in my heart if I don’t instantly die from that, while a vacuum 2ft next to me implodes.