tygerprints,

Why does every photo of trump make him appear to be harfing up a hairball. What an ugly countenance!

This blasphemous misgogynist freak hawking bibles is like Jeffrey Dahmer going around giving parents tips on childcare. And the aim is the same in both cases - raise your kids to be overstuffed bigot freaks so we can kill them and dine on them and make our names off their dead bloated corpses.

niktemadur,

Anybody who votes for the orange pig is damaged goods.
Anybody who neglects to vote on some holier-than-thou pretense that bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe… fuck you, you lazy ignorant idiot.

Everythingispenguins,

Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, … I assume this means that it is edited right? I can’t imagine that a full text bible would have those qualities.

CrayonRosary,

It’s 18x30"

Everythingispenguins,

That seem not slim

CrayonRosary,

A 1/2" sheet of plywood is slim. It only has to be slender in one direction to be slim.

TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

The only thing I find shocking is that it isn’t a subscription service with a one-time $60 shipping and handling fee.

Rhynoplaz,

Have we checked the fine print? It wouldn’t be the first time he snuck a recurring monthly charge on his minions.

Gingerlegs,

Bibles are a royalty free piece of media. So literally all it costs is to print it. The ‘art of the deal’ is to take advantage of you because fuck you.

GlassHalfHopeful, (edited )
@GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca avatar

There is so much I live about this. 😂

Did you watch the video of Trump hocking this bible? 🤣

Wait.

This was serious. People are buying this… intentionally. People believe what he says… deeply.

Oh dear.

happy cry tears turn to sobbing

😭😭😭

richieadler,

Religions hate threats to their monopoly.

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

You know Weird Al’s parody of Happy? Tacky? Yeah, that’s stuck in my head now.

5714,

Uh, the Trumpmarket has its religious weeks. I was already wondering what we’re gonna see next.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Appalled? Maybe. But shocked? Who was shocked?

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Trump would hawk a loogie and his base would buy it. Probably encase it in epoxy and open a shrine to it.

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I mean, I’m a little shocked it was only going for $60. I figured he’d gouge them for at least $99.95 + S&H

tsonfeir,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I’m mostly shocked it’s not painted gold.

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