Welp. Without thinking, I slurped the last beer off the edge of the can that I'd poured for my husband. Normal wheat and/or barley beer. I washed my mouth out with water and gargled several times, but I'm pretty sure that I swallowed the beer.
RIP digestive system.
Worst of all, it tasted really good! 😭😭😭
(That was about two hours ago. No nausea or gut pain yet, but I am hearing gurgling.)