jstatepost, 2 months ago

🥥 Assistance needed from my Fediverse friends!
What say ye to one of these bumper-sticker ideas for my 2000 Ford Focus with custom peeling paint:

1. My Other Car Is A Hearse
2. My Other Car Is A Rascal Scooter
3. My Other Car's On Blocks
4. My Other Car's In The Junkyard
5. My Other Car Is Imaginary
6. My Other Car Was Lost in the 2008 Recession
7. She Got My Other Car
8. If U Can Read This, Watch For Falling Parts
   Or,
9. Why Are You Staring At My Rear End?
   🥥
   #Cars, #Junkers, #TuckersBalls