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jstatepost

@jstatepost@mstdn.social

🥥 Lifelong lefty;
#Underdog & #Undercat amigo;
#LGBTQIA+, #BLM, #NAFO ally;
Self-described #OkayBoomer;
Opinions are borrowed, typos are my own;
My humor punches up;
If "droll" describes you & you're up
for a #GeneralStrike, sit by me.
Enough #Linux Chi to mess up a desktop
PC & then need help to fix it.
Wuz weird, now #Neurodivergent.
#Mlems and #Bleps make my life worth living.
Phil is my proper noun.🥥

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Turned 32 today. I share a birthday with Bob Dylan, John C. Reilly, and billions of ants.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Happiest of birthdays to YOU Mr Facts and all of your aunt friends! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I believe him.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 A Mastodon toot about Nicolas Cage in a Low Quality Fact?
Maybe life IS worth living after all, Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye wish Eye had known this back when Eye was lactose intolerant, Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me and my girlfriend in the beautiful state of West Virginia. It's a lot like Virginia, but with less east.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye am willing to accept your claim that YOU are not a bot, Mr Facts.
But how do we know that your "girlfriend" is not a bot?
Does she actually live in Canada? 🥥

ComicContext, to random
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jstatepost,
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@ComicContext
🥥 Eye, for one, will welcome our octopus overlords. 🥥
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CarveHerName, to history
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“Have ye come far?”
“Only from America.”

#OnThisDay, 21 May 1932, Amelia Earhart became the first woman - and only the second person - to fly solo and without stops across the Atlantic.

She lands unexpectedly in Ireland. There’s some wonderful images of her here: https://joecampbellart.com/2015/03/12/amelia-earhart-in-ireland-solo-atlantic-crossing-may-21st-1932/

Watch newsreel of her taking off here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-itPeJOyzI

#WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory #AviationHistory @histodons #Histodons

jstatepost,
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@CarveHerName @histodons
🥥 Amelia Earhart said of her solo Atlantic flight: “We all fly Atlantics in our own way. If someone does something against tradition, neighbourhood opinion and so called “common sense” that is an Atlantic…I flew the Atlantic because I wanted to…To want in one’s heart to do a thing, for its own sake; to enjoy doing it; to concentrate all one’s energies upon it – that is not only the surest guarantee of success. it is also being true to oneself.” 🥥

the_etrain, to random
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The Scoville scale, but for how spicy a hot take is.

jstatepost,
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@the_etrain
🥥 Chief, is there a scale for how biting a side-eye is when throwing shade?
Seems to me this could be as important to calibrate as Scoville units in spicy hot takes. 🥥
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stux, to random
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Alrighty..! I think I got it all ready for the migration 🤔

  • New server within local (mstdn) network
  • Setup new Mastodon server that's ready for a database import

On new server:

  • Smaller main server
  • Scalable volume for database
  • Scalable volume for search db
  • Scalable volume for extra backups

Now I'm waiting for a good moment to power down Mastodon, start backups and wait for that until that backup can be reimported on the new server via the volume!

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 Eye'll be with you in spirit, Stux, as you complete these necessary maintenance tasks.
Thank YOU for all you do to give us an excellent Mastodon experience. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Pleez show us on the doll, Emma, where Bigfoot hurt you. 🥥
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stux, to random
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is having a relaxed

Yawn and sleepy on a jacket
Washy the boss cat
Sleepy boii Washy on a jacket in the sun

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 Take it easy, Washy.
It's your day! 🥥

dworkin, to random
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Mark Hamill is a badass.

Don’t forget to subscribe: https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe

jstatepost,
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@dworkin
🥥 Eye'd love to see a neo-noir crime series with Mark Hamill in the role of a grizzled veteran detective. 🥥

jstatepost, to mtg
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🥥 #BleachBlondeBadBuiltButchBody Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) auditioned for Real Housewives of the Republican caucus at last night's House Oversight Committee hearing.
The hearing was supposed to be about GOP attempts to hold US attorney general Merrick Garland in contempt, for reasons. 🥥
#Congress, #AOC, #MTG, #MarjorieTaylorGreen, #RealHousewives, #HouseOversightCommittee, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Clint Eastwood has some strong opinions on some weird things.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye know that YOU would never attempt to deceive us, Mr Facts, but please show me on the doll where Mr Eastwood actually said that. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 There IS a simple explanation, Mr Facts, to how fire hydrants got here.
As usual, it was aliens! 🥥

Animated GIF: Aliens guy Giorgio Tsoukalos gestures as the word, "Aliens," appears at the bottom of the image.

stux, to Cats
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. Destroyers of worlds

Cats and their accidental destruction habits

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 Incontrovertible evidence that cats know how to have a good time.
Great video.
Thank YOU, Stux! 🥥🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Can we please have a feud with musicians from different genres? I want to see Kendrick Lamar verbally dismantle a country singer on a molecular level, and then have them come back with a diss track that's like "Kendrick don't wear jeans, never rode a tractor, that man isn't drinking beer from the can".

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have no dog in this fight, Mr Facts.
Please proceed. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Happy Met Gala Monday everyone. It's that time of year when celebrities show up to the red carpet dressed as a bedazzled taco, and brave souls take to the internet to boldly declare "Personally I would never dress like a bedazzled taco".

jstatepost, (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Sorry, Mr Facts, bedazzled taco happens to be MY look.
Eye'll thank you to consider the absolute minefield that is fashion before you post any more low quality fashion facts. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts, (edited ) to random
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The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye assure you, Mr Facts, that Eye would respond appropriately to your post if Eye knew who both Kendrick Lamar and Drake were. 🥥
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RickiTarr, to random
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Alien bar:

Alien: And then I told them build giant stone pyramids to keep your dead in, and you'll get to live in a glorious after life.

Bartender: And they believed you?!

Alien: Dude, they enslaved a whole group of people to do it!

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 It's always space aliens, Ricki! 🥥

Animated GIF: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, the wild-haired man from all those "Aliens," memes. He's speaking and using air quotes about what he's saying, but I'm guessing he's saying, "It was aliens." https://www.thealiensguy.com

jstatepost, to fediverse
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🥥 Well, Eye've been on this Mastodon part of the Fediverse for about a year and a week now and it's spoiled me.
Eye can't rustle up an once of interest in any other social medium.
Eye AM still looking to find anti-social media, though. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Now is the time for all good platypi to come to the aid of the Platyparty!
PS: How do Eye join the Platyparty? 🥥
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jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have always found your posts edifying and entertaining, Mr Facts.
But NOW you have given me the thing that has been lacking in my life: A clear career goal.
Eye am hereby announcing on YOUR Mastodon thread that henceforth Eye am going to be a Platyparty Entertainer.
Eye have finally found my place in the world!
Thank YOU! Eye finally feel like Eye belong!🥥
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lowqualityfacts, to random
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NYPD, finding a bike lock that literally anyone can buy: We have determined that professional agitators have infiltrated the student protests.

NYPD, seeing a discarded pizza box: And we have a strong hunch that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the culprits.

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 What's the pay like for "professional agitators"?
Should those with heavy college loan debt be considering a career in agitation?
Are any official certifications available to professional agitators?
Must one attend college to become a professional agitator, or are there good online courses available?
Mr Facts, Eye have so many questions. 🥥
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GaryRLundberg, to random
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We’re in big trouble. Netanyahu’s government is in league with the world’s genocidal authoritarians. It makes little difference whether it’s implicit or explicit, useful idiots or active agents. Many active measures hope to precipitate and stoke violence in America. I hope protesters can be steadfastly peaceful.

Netanyahu vows to invade Rafah 'with or without a deal' as cease-fire talks with Hamas continue

https://apnews.com/article/f5e14fd176d69f9c4e23b48f3ab5af6a

jstatepost,
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@FrankFrank
🥥 Please say more about this map, Frank, and if you can provide link to more information.
Thank YOU. 🥥

jstatepost,
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@FrankFrank
🥥 Thank YOU, Frank.
Eye truly appreciate that you took the time to add links to your original post 🥥

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