You are granted one of the following super powers: which one do you choose?

LIMITATIONS:

  • Flight – Cannot fly faster than 48 kph/30 mph.
  • Speed – Cannot move faster than the speed of sound or run on penetrable surfaces (e.g., water). Super speed is not restricted to running.
  • Telekinesis – Cannot lift more than 2,270 kilograms/5,000 pounds. Cannot use power on your own body.
  • Invisibility – Must be conscious to remain invisible. Your clothes become invisible when you do.
LouNeko,

Let not forget that any of those choices would make you instantly and legaly rich, except maybe for super speed since that is a purely physical trait.

The speed restriction on flight is way to harsh for it to be useful. You basically have the ability to fly but are still going to be late for work.

Superspeed is neat, but there are too many unknown factors to this power. Are you immune to damage while running or will hitting a single fly at almost Mach 1 kill you? What about agility, do you have inertia or can you turn or stop on a dime? Do you move normaly while everything else is in slow motion, or do you have to react to things coming at you at Mach 1 in real time? Do you have to consume an insane amount of calories to speed up or is it just magic? Can you still breath normally or will the air rushing past you nostrils make your lungs collapse? This power justbseems to be and accident waiting to happen.

Invisibility is solid. As side from the obvious pervy things you can do, you could be an insanely good journalist. Exposing corporate or goverment fraud by basically being a fly on the wall in closed door meetings. But since no light is hitting your retinas when you are invisible, you would be essentially blind during invisibility. This curbs this power a lot.

Telekinesis is the obvious choice. 2 tons is a lot of weight to lift. And there are no restrictions on how many or how small the things you can manipulate can be. You could be the worlds best mechanic. Taking apart an engine by turning all the screws simultaneously, exploding it into all components, replacing the broken one and putting it all together withing seconds. And this is only one of the many things you could do, to make use of your power. Basically any physical labor or craftsmanship you could do better, safer, faster and cheaper than anyone else. Not even counting the self serving advantages.

Jorgelino,

As a bonus you could potentially fly with Telekinesis as well, by just standing on a platform and moving it up with your mind.

randomdeadguy,

Firstly, I take issue with your running on water limitation. I realize this is a for-fun conversation and everything but even Sonic the Hedgehog knows that water surfaces are nearly solid when there are adequate forces working on them. Geez. Anyway, I would use all four powers to invisibly float above a major city and telepathically-super-speed-manipulate a masturbatory aid onto myself and rain ejaculate on pedestrians. It would also cut down my commute considerably.

EnderMB,

Another question: Does the use of these super powers tire you out?

I can run 5km in 20 mins. Will running 5km in 2 seconds make me as tired, or no effort from my end? The same goes with the other powers, will I be tired from a whole day of sitting invisible in a women’s locker room, or from ripping people’s clothes off with my mind? Will that tiredness mean I need to eat more, or the potential that I accidentally become visible again mid-robbery?

OfficerBribe,

Assuming current universe rules apply here is my order of preference. First 2 seem useful, do not see much practical use for other 2.

  • Speed - Assumption is that my brain / eyes can comprehend the increased speed, otherwise this is a useless power. Primary use wouldn’t even be running although you could become a top marathon runner. You can do chores and learn much faster essentially allowing you to become better than everyone else and in a sense prolonging your life because you could experience all the same things faster than everyone else.
  • Invisibility - You can do fun stuff. Seems like all of it would be unethical or illegal though, cannot imagine a use case that is not questionable besides hiding from someone you do not wish to meet.
  • Telekinesis - You can also do fun stuff, but I have never thought I need to move something without touching it or wish I could move something really heavy. Good pickpocket and powerlifter skill.
  • Flight - Almost useless in my opinion. It is a high profile power so you would probably get kidnapped and experimented on by someone quite quickly unless you just use this to hover in your room which admittedly would be cool.
BillyTheSkidMark,

Except if current universe rules apply speed would be useless. You’d die from over heating either from the energy created from moving your body faster or the compression of air molecules as you move through them (think asteroids and space ships re- entering)

Blue_Morpho,

It said not faster than speed of sound.

OfficerBribe,

Good point. I definitely wouldn’t plan to go as fast as sound, but human body probably would not like even 3x speed increase for a prolonged time. Let’s bend rules a bit and say your body could endure all that and you would not get bone, muscle, skin (blisters) problems. Your organs also would need to adapt, otherwise every time you start/stop moving at insane speed, it would be as if you would be in a car crash.

To not give too much advantage, your food consumption would have to increase to sustain all the energy needs, did not think about that as well.

CitizenKong,

Telekinesis. I just lift a cushion I’m sitting on and I also have flight.

Enoblk,
@Enoblk@lemmy.world avatar

Invisibility, basically live life like that guys from jumper just without the teleporting. Walk into banks fill up with money, steal art and stuff from rich people, become the world’s greatest thief, fly free as you can just walk aboard any plane.

sploosh,

Telekinesis. Lift weights, use their descent to drive generators. Profit and clean energy.

Blue_Morpho,

It said 2270 kg. 1kg dropped 1 m = 9.8 joules. 2270 kg dropped 100 meters ( reasonable large tower ) = 2.2 M joules . 2.2 MJ * 8 hours of lifting and dropping every 30 seconds = 73 KWatts. Which is about the power used by 1 Tesla.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

Instead of invisibility, can I just have the ability to turn off sound and sight so that I don’t have to hear or see the “it’s show time!” Folks. Fuck those guys.

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Flight > Speed. Just get yourself a wing suit and you have free horizontal velocity, and a path over basically any obstacle.

Telekinesis doesn’t seem to have a range or speed limit. This minor oversight has disastrous consequences.

Invisibility is just invisibility, but it has a niche. I could think of a few uses, most of them unethical.

I might pick flight, though. It might encourage me to actually go outside.

Persen,

Or for invisibility asocial(autistic) niche. I would love to walk around, not being scared of misscomunication.

funkless_eck,

everyone is forgetting that the invisible picture shows you get to ride a cool train

jol,

*living in a society with functioning public transit not included

JokeDeity,

Invisibility or telekinesis for sure.

squirrelwithnut,

If there are no monkey’s paw-like downsides to any of these, then super speed by a mile.

deranger,

Until you trip at the speed of sound and die

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

Even without tripping… Imagine all the bugs you’d be picking out of your teeth

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Or molars from random girls on the street

RedAggroBest,

A-Train seems to be doing fine! By some definitions…

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Telekinesis, imagine what fun sex could be with a consenting partner. Probably a limit on distance, but until there…

Also, inner mechanisms of locks and vaults.

MorrisonMotel6,

How about the power of flight? That’s levitation, Homes…

Devcatdan,

How bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away… With mind bullets! That’s telekinesis…

MrShankles,

How bout the power… To move you

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jpreston2005,

well, since terminal velocity of a falling person is around 150mph, does that mean I can gain speed falling, then turn on my flying powers to slow down/maneuver? If so, then flight.

If not, then telekinesis.

balderdash9,

That’s an interesting loophole, so long as you don’t run into anything.

EvilEyedPanda,

Also with telekinesis you cant lift yourself, but couldn’t you lift a car you’re sitting in, or even a board you’re sitting on and effectively fly?

Noodle07,

Remember static shock?

DoomBot5,

What about a carpet?

EvilEyedPanda,

Yea, but then me and my monkey friend would have to fight Jafar, and I’m still traumatized by Will Smiths realistic genie nipples.

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