Now please, doctor, tell me how I’m supposed to start eating. Does it involve cheering up and smiling more?
By the way, doctor… how does the heaving within five minutes of when I get up every morning for over a year involve my disliking food?
Also, doctor, why do I really want to eat food if I dislike food?
Oh, and doctor, what is your opinion of ERP and HRT / ComB model? Because the person I saw today is having me go through those therapies, so I would love your expert opinion on them. Will they make me not dislike food that I already don’t dislike? Just curious.
And also, doctor, the Mayo Clinic wasn’t expensive at all. I’m paying a total of $120. I would have thought you would have known that with your extensive medical experience.
Doctor! I just thought of another question! Why did I get my gallbladder removed if this is just about not liking food? Am I really into getting surgery?
I’m sure I’ll come up with other questions for you, doctor. You know more than any of the over a dozen medical professionals I have seen in the last year.