southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bullshit. If you can get a banana in your ass, the damn thing whistles when you fart. No way is a normal anus not going to pinch a banana off like a post-thanksgiving turd in reverse.

And, no, I will not be taking questions on how I arrived at this fact.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bananas get really squished in asses, this banana has never been in one.

Shadowedcross,

I’m not sure bananas have enough rigidity for that but I’m no expert in sticking things up there.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Thank goodness for punctuation or Banana could be seen as demanding it!

“Someone, …”

or, alternately…

“Someone! …”

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