Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ
HubertManne, 
and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"
VicksVaporBBQrub, 𝟏𝟐 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎
FlashZordon, 
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems!
sheepishly, 
mossberg590, Isn’t that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?
MeatPilot, 
Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.
massive_bereavement, 
Truly the king of kings
THE_ANON, In this timeline jesus turned wine into protein shake.
Threeme2189, He turned water into whey
metostopholes, 
VicksVaporBBQrub, In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light reps”. And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.
SatanicNotMessianic, When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.
OpenStars, 
It’s like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D
The_Lopen, I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing “-eth” on a random number of words.
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