electrogamerman, So they take my hole, got ya
Stamets, Man if they did then I’d have a way easier time in life.
Rakonat, Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.
fury, Homersexuals*
reverendsteveii, Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they’ll kill you, then they’ll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.
Stamets, (edited ) I dum
reverendsteveii, does no one else see the part of the image that says
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” Martin Luther King
?
Stamets, Okay yeah that’s on me. I have no idea how the fuck I missed that. I deeply apologize
samus12345, The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he’s referring to Christian “love,” which is why it’s okay to hate the gays.
Stamets, I have NO IDEA how I missed that…
Ktheone, I read that image as “We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard”
Potatos_are_not_friends, Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.
owenfromcanada, Why can’t I be no kids and three money?
samus12345, Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!
Stamets, There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make
Killercat103, Same clip as the meme
omega_x3, Homosexuals can get many peanuts.
Explain
Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.
Humana, Man, nobody takes American Express…
MisterFrog, Because they used to charge outrageous fees, and probably still do (I can’t give you a figure because they don’t advertise it on their website: www.americanexpress.com/…/accept-amex-cards.html )
Get a different card that charges lower fees. Reward cards are dumb, in my opinion.
Or this was a joke, in which case: 😅
Tenthrow, Does MasterCard have a dream?
stebo02, It dreams for you to discover Visa
electro1, deleted_by_author
fidodo, When an image is uploaded the hosting service compresses it to lower the file size at the cost of quality. Normally the quality drop would be hard to notice, but do it over and over again and eventually it builds up. I wonder what generation this upload is on. It’s ironic that digital media was supposed to promise perfect replication quality but over compression has actually made it worse than analog
can, What’s the exchange rate?
Stamets, I’ve been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it’s not great
But fun
wreckedcarzz, Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Stamets, In experience and pride. Then again I am a submissive bitch so
https://media1.tenor.com/m/NhJg6hGGdsYAAAAC/eye-roll-shrug.gif
wreckedcarzz, subby sluts are great, they deserve the recognition~
(I say this as a switch)
Stamets, Well all I can say is guilty lol
VaultBoyNewVegas, Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉
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