electrogamerman,

So they take my hole, got ya

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Man if they did then I’d have a way easier time in life.

Rakonat,

Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.

fury,

Homersexuals*

reverendsteveii,

Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they’ll kill you, then they’ll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I dum

reverendsteveii,

does no one else see the part of the image that says

“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” Martin Luther King

?

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Okay yeah that’s on me. I have no idea how the fuck I missed that. I deeply apologize

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he’s referring to Christian “love,” which is why it’s okay to hate the gays.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I have NO IDEA how I missed that…

Ktheone,

I read that image as “We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard”

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Why can’t I be no kids and three money?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make

Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

Same clip as the meme

omega_x3,

Homosexuals can get many peanuts.

Explain

Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.

Humana,

Man, nobody takes American Express…

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Because they used to charge outrageous fees, and probably still do (I can’t give you a figure because they don’t advertise it on their website: www.americanexpress.com/…/accept-amex-cards.html )

Get a different card that charges lower fees. Reward cards are dumb, in my opinion.

Or this was a joke, in which case: 😅

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

Does MasterCard have a dream?

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It dreams for you to discover Visa

electro1,
@electro1@infosec.pub avatar

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  • fidodo,

    When an image is uploaded the hosting service compresses it to lower the file size at the cost of quality. Normally the quality drop would be hard to notice, but do it over and over again and eventually it builds up. I wonder what generation this upload is on. It’s ironic that digital media was supposed to promise perfect replication quality but over compression has actually made it worse than analog

    can,

    What’s the exchange rate?

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it’s not great

    But fun

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Wait, you guys are getting paid?

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    In experience and pride. Then again I am a submissive bitch so

    https://media1.tenor.com/m/NhJg6hGGdsYAAAAC/eye-roll-shrug.gif

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    subby sluts are great, they deserve the recognition~

    (I say this as a switch)

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Well all I can say is guilty lol

    VaultBoyNewVegas,

    Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉

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