omega_x3

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omega_x3,

You were supposed to reply, I’ve met enough of them

omega_x3,

NPC: hey buddy I know you just killed the world ending dragon but my shoe string broke and it would be dangerous to for me to walk to the other side of town to get a replacement string. Can you go get me the string? If you do this for me I give you an item that you have an inventory full of that you won’t use because you are saving them all for a tougher fight, even after beating the secret ultra hard boss and the final boss but there might still be a need.

Me: hell yes I’ll get your shoe string on the other side of the world if I had to. Don’t worry about giving me any money I maxed that out hours ago and can’t find anything to spend it on. Sure I’ll take the item, you never know when you might land in a fight where a potion that heal 1% saves me. Sorry about not talking to you 100 hours ago your character model looked kind of plain so I didn’t think you would have quest for me.

omega_x3,

Cosmology you put enough mass in a small enough area it becomes a singularity.

Quantum mechanics information can’t be destroyed to an unrecoverable state so singularities are impossible.

omega_x3,

Hey that’s the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

omega_x3,

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

omega_x3,

Finally a relevant reason to post this instead of me just posting out of my love for zinc. youtu.be/U1iCZpFMYd0

omega_x3,

Good I was worried they were going to say hooking a truck up to a car is acceptable. We all know that is unnatural and against God’s plan.

omega_x3,

Pop up some of the quarter round behind one of the toilets and drop the paperclip between the flooring and the studs then a quick tap down of the quarter round. With the extra time I might quickly paint a few spots in other rooms to distract them.

omega_x3,

Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.

omega_x3,

Cunt

omega_x3,

That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.

omega_x3,

This would be the 4th movie. Everyone keeps forgetting about the first movie. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_(film)I know it is slower paced than the others but come on you can’t just ignore it and pretend it isn’t in the franchise.

omega_x3,

I hope they weren’t in California, that stuff causes cancer in California.

omega_x3,

Well the gold standard had to be abandoned when most of Europe switched to backing up their money with the value of US dollars after WW2, and then France wanted to exchange all the US cash they could get their hands on for gold so the US had to then ship all that gold to France and after that the fear was more countries would do the same thing.

omega_x3,

Lay them out and melt some cheese on them

omega_x3,

Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.

omega_x3,

Do y’all not even cat? Every location on a cat has a preset pet limit, if you reach it they attack. That is also an over all pet limit that counts down to attack. And then sometimes cats just like to attack for no damn reason.

omega_x3,

You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live

omega_x3,

The lobbying group for cable companies said that it would hurt their highly competitive market(I’m sure they weren’t able to type that without laughing) and it makes it harder for them to advertise one price since the cost of the sports and local bundles are regional (though they have no problems getting those prices correct on the bills.)

omega_x3,

Well they do tell you to sign it, you know so if it stolen they can have that too, so there is one little modification they want. Also taring from a larger piece of paper might count.

omega_x3,

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

omega_x3,

He took too long for the world record

omega_x3,

I assume you are making the cat into tacos and for that you made some good choices

omega_x3,

The center of an active volcano sometime before November

omega_x3,

It has to be at a 45° angle with red sharpie for the magic to work properly

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