S_H_K,

Next report of usage should include the line:
Self DDOS attacks inflicted 0

Dadifer,

Oh my gosh, this is freaking hilarious.

I assume they're referencing this: https://kbin.social/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/133319/Elon-Musk-Really-Broke-Twitter-This-Time

Cinner,

This has to be it. At first I thought it was foreshadowing of the meta meeting. Thank God it's just a little humour!

gon,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

mstdn tweets being called toots is horrible, they need a new name IMO…

Kerrigor,
Kerrigor avatar

Clearly "twat" is the answer

luna,

There has been a new name for ages, they're called posts now, they're only called that by people who have been around for a while and liked the weird name. Being "professional" is boring

mrecom,

Is there still no OLED/ pure black toggle?

qwop,

I’m worried this will make it harder for people to transition to mastodon as it’s more of a shock. It would help if someone made a mastodon frontend to mimic twitter (shitty UI, paywalled, occasionally insert low quality AI generated posts, ads, read limits) for a smoother transition /s

penix,

TDS

Hyperreality,

I think Mastodon should limit the amount of toots you can read in a day to 44 billion.

ren,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

More suggested servers! Nice.

Quetzacoatl,

How to share a game on PS4: Here’s you’re game. Thanks.

DmMacniel,

Based. I love it.

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