MsPenguinette, If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts
db2, That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.
MsPenguinette, Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
db2,
beebarfbadger, Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.
beebarfbadger, A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
FartsWithAnAccent, This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.
MrJameGumb,
eestileib, What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.
axsyse, This is valid and I hate it.
Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha’s calculation (because I’m lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares
MeanEYE, Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.
beebarfbadger, Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
ceenote, Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.
Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.
Sotuanduso, It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.
beebarfbadger, Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.
AmbiguousProps, I think I’d rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.
Bipta, This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...
Rascabin, Limited in every way possible. Sold!
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
dual_sport_dork, Or Geoff.
NegativeLookBehind, Fresh from the factory
geekworking, You mean Fxctory
nightwatch_admin, Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!
dumpsterlid, Tired : Cybertruck
Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback
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