Gingerlegs,

Weak troll account. Lol

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Loooong Loooooooooong Maaan

paper_clip, (edited )
paper_clip avatar

Why does Baron, being the tallest Trump, not simply eat the other Trumps?

ballsmaster,

This isn’t a game of snake. He’s the son of one of earths greatest leaders

KairuByte,
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Missed not only the reference, but also missed the wisdom check. 😔

Saprophyte,
@Saprophyte@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that’s amazing. How tall was Melania’s mailman?

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Are we 100% certain he's not Ivanka's?

Kungolicious,

The math maths.

YeetPics,

HGH

johnthedoe,

How old and tall is he? Giving me cousin Greg vibes.

ballsmaster,

17 years old I think and 6 foot 7. o I don’t know how people on the shit side of the pond would say that in shittymeters. But in American that’s nearly 7 large feet tall.

Doxin,

so basically 2m tall. that’s not even all that absurd. He’s only got 15 cm on me.

rufus,

He’s only got 15 cm on me.

How is he going to understand what 15cm means? That’s probably 1 hand on that side of the pond.

ALWAYS measure in extremities like arms and legs. Nobody in the US has an idea how many centimeters there are in a meter. Could be 12, 60 or 1760 as far as they know.

simplecyphers,

There are are obviously 6041776 centimeters in one good American inch. The “cent” comes from “sent” from how we sent the brits packing, twice.

rufus,

Yeah, I know. You threw some tea into the harbour because it was too darn expensive. A few years later the brits were gone. And they lived happily ever after.

misterwu,

“shittymeters”. Says the guy who measures someones height with thier feet like some kind of caveman.

ballsmaster,

A couple inconveniences for your weak mind.

  1. America is number 1 best country, Gods country. Amen
  2. The earth is only six thousand years old. Evolution is fake news.
  3. Meters aren’t based on anything real like feet so they are inferior.

Deal with it euro kiddo

clueless_stoner,

You’re bound to get downvotes unless you post it on /2american4u or something, lol. I don’t think many Lemmy users know about this meme

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Upvoted solely because this is the level of unashamed insanity that makes the internet so fun

name_NULL111653,

I would say that I pity you. Yet pity is weakness - the unnatural weakness by which you, the weak, prey on the strong, in a last, dying effort to exercise will to a feeling of power. So I do not pity you, even though that is what you apparently seek. God is dead. He died of his own pity for people like you…

jayrodtheoldbod,

That’s beyond “wow he’s tall” and well into “somebody fucked with this in Photoshop” tall.

If they didn’t then he’s well into uh oh, something is wrong with this kid and his life expectancy might not be the greatest, tall.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

His height combined with his really long thumb makes me think Marfan syndrome.

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