hackris,

Me after I crossdress and then feel like shit :(

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Like damn, you got more attention cross dressing than you do with your normal clothes.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

jdf038,

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

excitatory,

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård’s nipples were all CGI in that movie.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I need to do more tech commentary here again.

Yamainwitch,

Me taking a break from my customer service personality

ROLLORDIE,

This would be a great demotivational

Oka,

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

same thing

NaoPb,

What is with your username?

jana,

It’s redacted

psud,

My client doesn’t show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

whofearsthenight,

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it’s probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn’t play when it comes to shit like this.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn’t look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

Slow,

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don’t like.

Master,

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

lowleveldata,

Because the commenter doesn’t like their job and self-inserted

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely a better job now that they don’t make them share underwear.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Florida, of course

madcaesar,

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn’t be a job. We all gotta grind.

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

TimewornTraveler,

I like mine

ggppjj,

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

madcaesar,

Go grind deeze nuts.

ggppjj,

Nah

Rayuza,

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

TubeTalkerX,

Fucking Goofy.

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )

Like a mouse in the wheel, I will run to pay the bill.

Arghblarg,
@Arghblarg@lemmy.ca avatar

From what I’ve read over the years, he’s hella-fired as soon as this pic gets around.

Duamerthrax,

This is probably a bootleg. Like those people in costumes in times square that harass tourists.

FunderPants,

What harassment? Those official autographed mix tapes are fire 🔥 👌

AlligatorBlizzard,

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5’3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

bingbong,

I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK

Sentences I never thought I’d read

Modern_medicine_isnt,

probably could get arrested for that in Florida

GiddyGap,

A lot of things can get you arrested in Florida these days. You better not read these books.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

The smell inside that head must be crazy

Mcballs1234,
@Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

How many ciggies he got in their

rockSlayer,

By the looks of it, not enough

Spendrill,

Oh thank heavens, he’s smoking. I thought dude was sniffing his fingers.

flambonkscious,

You sound fun!

balderdash9,

mood

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