Imgonnatrythis, I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.
Kolanaki, 
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!” Dumbledore asked, calmly.
thurstylark, DIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH
BakerBagel, Isildur, did you cast the ring into the mountain of fire?
merari42, Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it’s just the northern lights
Blackout, 
Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.
A_Union_of_Kobolds, I definitely read “is it a bad fire, my good man?” In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy
bstix, Ending sentences with “my good man” is very nice my friend.
HonkTonkWoman, Ah, I see you know your combustion well.
kinsnik, I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time
Senseless, Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn’t sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn’t hear anyone knocking because of the headphones. No fireman entered my apartment but I decided to take a look what smelled so funny and why there are so many blinking lights.
ickplant, 
That must have been scary! Glad you’re ok!
Senseless, tbh I was more like “Welp… need to wait outside then, I guess.”
It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.
Today it’s more like a funny story you tell friends or when dating. One might even say I played through the fire and flames. Ü
lowleveldata, How did they know about the song in Angelo’s heart? And, more importantly, what song was it?
ceenote,
Gork, This sounds like the intro to a porno.
arf, I wish I had an ounce of this man’s chill
xx3rawr, The answer is drugs
can, Back when everything in your home wasn’t so insanely flammable.
orphiebaby, …In 1936?
can,
CommissarVulpin, January 27, 1936 was a Monday
dan, 
That’s likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.
CommissarVulpin, Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.
samus12345, 
So this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.
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