The betrayal... it hurts...
diffusive, This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me… I installed herinux but she wasn’t happy and I couldn’t figure out why 🤷
0x4E4F, 
Did she offer alcoholic beverages?
diffusive, Can’t remember but at the time I wasn’t drinking alcohol… I was a real celebrity at parties 😂😂
0x4E4F, I bet you were 🥹 👍.
FiniteBanjo, Holy shit I might be Griffith
NewAgeOldPerson, O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!
EmperorHenry, 
Yeah, She wanted me to teach her how to turn off the bullshit in windows and install comodo…and to show her how to set it up too. That’s the most important part.
Cris_Color, 
What show/movie is this from?
TropicalDingdong, I think Berserk?
That or cowboy bebop.
SkyezOpen, Berserk.
018118055, Happened to me in 1997 but I didn’t mind
Hotzilla, In my 20’s, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.
neo, Did you try: sudo marry me?
mutter9355, Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED
psmgx, Make. Install. Clean. Good tasks for the wife
Kedly, I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I’m sad
TheChurn, I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.
Kedly, Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger
rhadamanth_nemes, Berserk has inspired a lot of media. Worth a read although it is very dark a lot of the time.
NewAgeOldPerson, Yeah that’s a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.
He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there…
kadu, 
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germanatlas, 
Someone write a script for gonewildaudio
bruhduh, 
If femdom, there’s some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs
Zipitydew, New kink unlocked
BugleFingers, I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.
Ow0, (edited ) I’m right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you’ve been good, kadu.
Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs
Godort, “Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut”
hikikoma, Doesn’t encryption always go on the outside?
msage, It can go anywhere if you want it to.
jenny_ball, 
totally utterly ridiculous fantasy
sirico, 
I just wanted to mount sda
havokdj, Sda = sex dat ass
TimeSquirrel, 
mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.
QuazarOmega, The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao
ThePyroPython, The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said “the kernel compiling, look busy”.
QuazarOmega, Porqué no los dos?
One per cheek
ThePyroPython,
QuazarOmega, Ohh, I was missing that lol
Aviandelight, 
Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.
LemmyKnowsBest, Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.
QuazarOmega, Didn’t know what those were, now that I saw, you’re right they’re lowkey terrifying (o.o )
fluxion, I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.
Luci, 
Happens everytime, amirite
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