bacon,

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

An imperial butt tonne of red frogs please

bacon,

👑🍑🏋️‼️🐸

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

Excuse the logical impossibility 💋

Force_majeure123,

Fried beef and onion dumplings please

bacon,

🛢️🥩🧅🥟

melbaboutown,

The days seem to be flying by so fast. Does anyone else remember that old ad of Jimeoin repeatedly sliding past the camera in his jocks yelling “Monday!” “Tuesday!” …?

Gibsonisafluffybutt,
@Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone avatar

I read somewhere that as you age, each day seems shorter because subconsciously you compare it to all the time that’s already passed. To a 30 year old, a day probably feels like what 4 hours feels like to a 15 year old.

I hope that makes sense.

melbaboutown,

Yep. See the Stephen King short story “My Pretty Pony”.

Catfish,
@Catfish@aussie.zone avatar

You have reminded me of it. My best metal picture of him involves the escalator walk behind a bench.

melbaboutown, (edited )

Someone else remembers! I can’t find the ad and thought I imagined it

tone212_, (edited )
@tone212_@aussie.zone avatar

I’d like to go to bed but my rear neighbours are having a party, the drunk singing / hollering is real loud. What ever happened to telling your neighbours you’re having a party in advance?

Gibsonisafluffybutt, (edited )
@Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone avatar
StudChud, (edited )

This box was made for me,
These clothes are my bed, you see?
As the old saying goes,
If I can comfortably fit
Both my nose and my toes,
Then within it I must sit!

useless_modern_god,
@useless_modern_god@aussie.zone avatar

HEAR YE HEAR YE, THIS COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

bacon,

OBJECTION

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

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