Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Weeeeeeeeeee!

watersnipje,

Is there any reason why they’re not actually doing this?

WaterWaiver,

I’m imagining some poor sod that’s just flown in from a more conservative and traditional location. They’ve spotted a few things that seem a bit off (bare feet at the airport?) but things are mostly OK. Then they get to Parliament Station.

Centre frame: petrified person wearing clothes for winter climate clutching baggage at top of slide. Camera zooms out suddenly. Normal trainstation noises continue in background.

WaterWaiver,

Clarification: the pilot was the one with bare feet.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

*not fact checked

Honestly I appreciate the dedication to journalistic integrity in this April Fool’s Day joke.

JackGreenEarth,

This is a good April Fools, almost makes you wish it were true!

state_electrician,

There would be so many injuries. You can still see the stuff they put on the previous slides to stop people from killing themselves and others.

ech,

They already have 2 down escalators and now they’re adding slides?? They really want people on the subway.

moistclump,

Why don’t we use more slides.

Anticorp,

Because of stupid liability lawsuits.

kudra,
@kudra@aus.social avatar

@RustyRaven I WANT SLIDES

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