Kolanaki, Weeeeeeeeeee!
watersnipje, Is there any reason why they’re not actually doing this?
WaterWaiver, I’m imagining some poor sod that’s just flown in from a more conservative and traditional location. They’ve spotted a few things that seem a bit off (bare feet at the airport?) but things are mostly OK. Then they get to Parliament Station.
Centre frame: petrified person wearing clothes for winter climate clutching baggage at top of slide. Camera zooms out suddenly. Normal trainstation noises continue in background.
WaterWaiver, Clarification: the pilot was the one with bare feet.
Zagorath, *not fact checked
Honestly I appreciate the dedication to journalistic integrity in this April Fool’s Day joke.
JackGreenEarth, This is a good April Fools, almost makes you wish it were true!
state_electrician, There would be so many injuries. You can still see the stuff they put on the previous slides to stop people from killing themselves and others.
ech, They already have 2 down escalators and now they’re adding slides?? They really want people on the subway.
moistclump, Why don’t we use more slides.
Anticorp, Because of stupid liability lawsuits.
kudra, @RustyRaven I WANT SLIDES
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