Hydrox are actually pretty good
Pumpkin, And I thought it’s expired…
SpermGoobler, I belly laughed at ‘Gonad Vortex’
Blackmist, I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I’ve ever eaten. Tasted like coal.
Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.
itsaghostcar, Bustin’ makes me feel good.
NatakuNox, 
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UlyssesT, berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.
X3N0T1CT, yup they’re the og
PandaBearGreen, want some double filled bust-o’s from my gonad vortex?
MermaidsGarden, 
Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os
Ohhhh yeah baby!
harmonea, 
Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff
My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.
X3N0T1CT, No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn’t my first language.
harmonea, It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).
X3N0T1CT, I’m also bad at context
Kokanee08, Context is also not my first language
ArtisinalBS, Context is my first language!
People don’t think it be like it Is, but it do.
VikingHippie, See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.
aplomBomb, Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?
It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.
P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!
xx3r, Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.
PraiseTheSoup, I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.
Blastasaurus, Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.
PsychedSy, You’ve never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?
DracEULA, Newman-o’s is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.
dmention7, My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.
JollyBrancher, You mean to say you’ve never enjoyed a Bust-O’s by Gonad Vortex?!
dmention7, I mean… Not if you’re talking about cookies.
JollyBrancher, The ol’ Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!
pastermil, Is- is that a sex thing?
JollyBrancher, If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.
thekerker, 
Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is “overflowing with nut”?
JollyBrancher, Do you like movies about gladiators? … You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?
isVeryLoud, It’s edited Great Value cookies
JohnDClay, I think Oreos were originally hydrox knockoffs
Edit: source en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox#:~:text=U.S.&t….
Soylentcolaispeople, And hydrox are just a knock off of these
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