Is... is this the sequel to Cocaine Bear?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Just wait until the foxes get hooked on crack
Cyberwitch_7493, I thought you were gonna go more along these lines
dingus, 
Come with us on now on a journey through time and space
Kill_joy, 
They're my squishy boots
bloopernova, 
Sweet!
In response: youtu.be/tZp6IgveE5o?feature=shared
Toekneegee, Cocainecoonie movie when?
CowsLookLikeMaps, I fucking LOVE COCAINE RACOONS
foggy, Which means…
An LA studio somewhere is paying someone to begin a decade long journey of smuggling bricks of cocaine into wildlife habitats, one animal per year, so they can keep churning out sequels.
And then, when this person or team is eventually mauled by a pack of cocaine addicted wildlife, well have the best endcap documentary!
Man, I’m excited 🍿
gullible, I’m just waiting for cocaine rabbit. A swarm of incredibly energetic, horny balls of fur outbreeding their overdose mortality rate.
Viking_Hippie, Every square inch of North America literally covered by rabbits in a week, the world in three.
adj16, I gotta give it to the conservatives on this one: That is definitely the future that I want
simple, Linking to a mastodon post that links to a twitter post that links to an article. Now this is social media.
dingus,
DmMacniel, We need to go deeper!
CowsLookLikeMaps, We have not yet reached the base case.
foggy, Vol. 27
craftyindividual, Took me 30 seconds to realise they weren’t giving out Free Bacon in Washington :(
dingus, Right wing fantasy land the sequel.
Man, they’re always rehashes, no original ideas.
db2, And they somehow manage to turn it in to complete nonsense along the way.
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