DragonTypeWyvern,

And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.

balderdash9,
populustree,

grass, touch it!!! (:

chatokun,

One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.

Secret300,

What’s this anime called again!? It’s on the top of my tongue

Mxcwater,

Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl

Secret300,

Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl

Wussy,

The garden of Eden Dat Ass.

RelativeArea0,
misterundercoat,

God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

fosforus,

Also God: I made humans in my image

electrogamerman,

God has a small willy then

Daft_ish,

No, that’s the devils work!

Also God: I made the devil

feedum_sneedson,

I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

HulkSmashBurgers,

How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

Thcgrasscity,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.

DLSchichtl,

If I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.

Thcgrasscity,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.

DLSchichtl,

Surface sample before coming in for a landing

feedum_sneedson, (edited )

Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

HulkSmashBurgers,

Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

feedum_sneedson,

Yes sir.

eestileib,

Dental. Dam.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Juicy

Thcgrasscity,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar
13p,

Get in there James

skyler,
@skyler@lemmy.world avatar

Is this peach also full of bugs?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Crunchy

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

You mean probiotics?

ZoopZeZoop,

Slimy, yet satisfying…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s more likely than you think.

Thcgrasscity,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.

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