Yewb,

I bet billionaires back off the space race

Entropywins,
Entropywins avatar

Outside of re entry I bet space is a lot safer then 2 miles deep under the ocean... I really have no clue though

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you have a hull breach in space, supposedly you have up to a few minutes to fix it or put a suit on. 4000m below the surface, you have none.

Either one you could get trapped and suffocate, though, so I think I'm happy on land.

cmdr_nova,

@Entropywins @retiolus @Yewb a lot less chances to get crushed by an atmosphere of pressure unless they fall into Jupiter or something, but there’s always the radiation

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Tbf there are probably identical risks related to pressure, just that the pressure goes the other way.

meldroc,

I just binged The Expanse... Yeah, when the space pirates make you walk the airlock, it's slightly less lethal than being instagibbed by implosion, but certainly far from fun.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait… how long can you survive for in a vacuum, and still resemble your usual self if saved?

quandoquando,

Not for very long, but not for the reasons countless sci-fi movies and shows have told you: you’ll neither explode nor freeze to death.

People think of vacuum as something massive, but it’s actually just 1 bar difference.

Atmospheric pressure is (roughly) 1 bar, which is comparable to 10 m of water. So getting put in a vacuum is like ascending from a 10 m dive.

You don’t implode at 10 m depth, and you also don’t swell up on Mount Everest, which is roughly at 0.3 bar.

The biggest threat to your life is the actual decompression.

If you’re abruptly thrown into the vacuum, and you don’t manage to exhale immediately, the air in your lungs will expand and rip your lungs. Which is one of the biggest dangers of diving.

But more likely is that it‘ll just rip the air out of your body, which probably isn’t good for either your lungs nor your intestines.

You won’t freeze to death, because there’s no medium to transport the energy away, so you’ll only lose heat through the actual radiation, which takes pretty long. Much longer than in cold water, anyway.

Also, your blood won’t boil, since it’s protected by the skin. Maybe the exposed areas, your eyes, your saliva.

So, if you survive the initial decompression, your chances aren’t that bad, after all.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

This is very informative, thank you.

Yewb,

Wow thank you for the detailed reply I learned a few new things today!

meldroc,

IIRC, the biggest problem in a vacuum is that your lungs work in reverse, expelling oxygen from your bloodstream into the void, so you have about 15 seconds of consciousness with which to panic before you black out.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That is an unpleasant thought.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt,

So what if we took the ocean, to space? Pressure cancels out, perfect safe.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Haha we’d need a lot more correction: infinity ocean to be able to do that!

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone’s life in space instead of on Earth.

patomaloqueiro,

The sub has room for three more

Jentu,

C'mon, we can fit more than 2 billionaires in a sub.

nekothegamer,

actually the one that has a good submarine to go to the depts of the titanic is gabe newell

it sound really weird, but it's true

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

where's spez?

Felix,

You forgot Billy G!

Ruben,

I think Bill Gates is actually doing some good stuff with his foundation. I'd rather see Spez going on this adventure.

LordBinz,

Indeed. My only regret about this whole dying-in-a-submarine-from-hubris deal is that Elongated Muskrat wasnt also a passenger. Bezos is a douchebag too, but at least hes only being a capitalist exploiter and not an actual enabler of fascism.

deaf_fish,

While I did enjoy this meme, that's not going to solve the problem. They would be replaced pretty quickly with people who are equally as dubious. That's just the system we live in.

ondoyant,
@ondoyant@beehaw.org avatar

it wouldn't hurt tho.

Skylake08,

Yeah and I bet they're already cooking up the best replacement and the transition may happen in the near future.

beerEnjoyer,

The world needs rays of sunshine sometimes though.

gnp,

The fediverse seems interested in seeing these people die. I understand these people suck a lot, but wishing death is pretty fucked up. Something I’d expect from Reddit.

sajran,

Yeah, I agree, that’s the first thing I thought after seeing this. And now you’re being downvoted. I’m a bit disappointed to be honest, in my head this community was supposed to be better.

Thorny_Thicket,

The hatred towards rich and succesful people is one of the harder to grasp concepts I've been dealing with in reddit. I don't get it. I do but I don't.

Relected,

its because elon didn't work for his money and success, he inherited it

also Jeff besoz is a massive hypocrite, and straight up evil

Thorny_Thicket,

Why is someone inheriting their wealth a reason to hate them? Like I said; I don't get it.

Relected,

they bad

ondoyant,
@ondoyant@beehaw.org avatar

you learn enough about the victims of capital, you start to hate the people who own it. killing them wouldn't solve anything, but i'd still throw a party if they beefed it.

leptirica,
leptirica avatar

I wouldn't say it's about how rich and successful they are, it's more that they benefit from a system that brutalizes so many. And they're not just participating in it, they're actively enabling it. Hell, i don't know about musk, but bezos had his part in shaping it.

ondoyant,
@ondoyant@beehaw.org avatar

both these chucklefucks would kill you for a dollar. just sayin'.

fear,
fear avatar

I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve just heard that he’s signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon’s disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air

fear,
fear avatar
SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao. Stoned Elon Vs bluescreening Zuck

artisanrox,
artisanrox avatar

They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

AlolanYoda,

3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

artisanrox,
artisanrox avatar

maybe they'll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they’d want to receive any punches themselves?

WheeGeetheCat, (edited )
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.

Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contests is a thing.

Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I've heard Zuck use contractions.

RickRussell_CA,
@RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world avatar

"I hear they're gonna be talking about it at Bilderberg this year. It would be a shame if you were left out."

torafugu,
torafugu avatar

You missed someone.

Donald Trump.

sensibilidades,

the meme was about billionaires though

olpappy,

To be fair he’s not a billionaire.

keeb420,

We know the secrets he had are worth billions, just ask jared, and we know he sold us out. He's probably worth billions now.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

He does have the nuclear launch codes (/s?)

AllonzeeLV,

They missed the other 3,000 billionaires on Earth.

Rhabuko,

Yeah do it Elon! You can finally use your Genius rescue tube and show this ungrateful kids + the pedo diver what they missed!!!

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Elon in a tube lol

Arystique,
@Arystique@beehaw.org avatar

I think all someone would need to do is make a meme of elons sub with him in it, at the titanic crash site, give him a pog face then place text that says "why elon is better then bezos" and both would race to get down there first

PeterPoopshit,

I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.

curiosityLynx,

You forgot to mention that it's only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they'll be given a 100% discount.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt,

I'm going to have to look at how you are driving it. I don't want to see any fancy wires or anything, and I played Wave Race 64 back in the day so I'm pretty sure I can drive it if you use one of those controllers.

PeterPoopshit,

I use only the finest madcatz wireless N64 controllers from the sketchiest seller on aliexpress.

prettydarknwild,
@prettydarknwild@lemmy.world avatar

Davy Jones awaits them

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