pleb_maximus,

Pop some opioids, gets you to day 2 with ease.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

EEEAAASY. I am pretty sure I have gone weeks when I was at my worst lol.

hate2bme,

Had to stick my finger up there and help them out back in those days.

MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Poop knife, fork, everything. Toilet = perpetual clog. Running out of public bathrooms ashamed.

AgreeableLandscape,
@AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

Please no. I don’t want Lemmy to lose its “have never sent someone to the hospital” streak.

Kshell,

Unironically I am participating in the challenge...

seppoenarvi,

When I did my military service (mandatory in Finland), we were living in tents for a week and the only way to poop was in a bushcraft toilet in the forest. I thought that’s gross and tried to survive the camp without pooping. I think I did five days without pooping. The next night I woke up and had to run out of the tent and use whatever toilet there was.

SuspiciousUser,

Congratulations, guys. This is officially Lemmy lore.

Bones_17,

where were you when the first ones spoke of the poop challenge

Casmael,

Very err high pressure situation there bob

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Im like a hot pocket full of faeces

LordUsername,

how do you mark users as friends on lemmy

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

You don't block them

tho,
@tho@lemmy.ml avatar

i unironically shit like once a week, maybe two times a week max. so i don’t understand what the fuss is all about

Littleborat,

My brother was a weird child and did that too. The smell is compressed into one sitting if you did not know.

GlitzyArmrest,
@GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you need fiber

Powof,

Lemmy is discovering that IBS exists

Mulkor,

Despite what the other comments say, this can be perfectly acceptable if this is has always been usual for you.

Yrt,

Yep, normal range is 3x a day to every 3 days. More or less is possible but that should be checked by a doctor. If it was always once every 5-7 days it's probably nothing and normal for you. If something changes about the rhythm then go see a doctor and that can mean you're one of the once every 3 days people and now you poop daily. Even if it's inside the range, go see a doctor!

And one myth: if your body is the slow type like every 2-3 days or even 3-5 days fibre and stuff won't help, it's just a heavier poop (in weight) after 5 days than usual.

massacre,

Lemmy’s collective 2.9 day turtle head poking out is gonna be epic

Ketram,

One time I was at a camp in 7th grade for a week (a religious Christian camp) where my friend and I were NOT religious, so we were being bullied. I was so deathly afraid of getting bullied while taking a shit that I didn't poop until the 6th day. I honestly barely remember it but I snuck out in the night just to take a shit, and it was absolutely horrendous. Pretty sure it felt like trying to pass a big old hard fruit or something, it was the worst and took forever. 2/10 Do not recommend.

BeMoreCareful,

That's the worst part about being constipated. Like it should be instant needed relief, but its just a trickle and not a torrent.

ignotum,

I was in the middle of one when i came across this meme, I lost before i could even start 😞

Anestoh,

Who's hyped for no poop July?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

July for Gastroenterologists is like April for American Accountants.

FaceDeer,
FaceDeer avatar

I want to go back to Reddit now

zlatiah,
zlatiah avatar

Holy hell

iAmTheTot,
iAmTheTot avatar

New meta just dropped

swab148,

Actual lore

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Did you know pooping is actually illegal in Montana on Tuesdays?

CoderKat,
CoderKat avatar

It's true. I've reported so many to the secret poop police. They're always laughing at first like it's not serious, up until they break down the bathroom door. Not so funny in a Montana gulag, is it?

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Bitches be thinking it’s Wednesday. Naw. It’s poop jail for u!!!

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao i love how we already have lemmy lore

someguy3,

I like the alliteration of Lemmy lore.

atocci,
atocci avatar

What in the world did I miss

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing yet. But in two more days, something hot is going to drop.

SuperNintendoChalmers,

If you strain hard enough, you can practically smell it already.

HopingForBetter,

Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!

VioletRing, (edited )

Someone yesterday posted a question: Will be in a confined place for 3 days, cannot poop in that time, and will have to limit urination. What can I eat that won't make me poop/will inhibit pooping, would be great if the food reduced sweating too. Don't ask why.

Edit: found it!

https://kbin.social/m/asklemmy@lemmy.ml/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and

randomguy2323,

Hahaha fr its starting to feel like home.

Klame,

Reddit had narwhals and midnight, we have strict dietary guidelines.

snek_boi, (edited )

Another Lemmy meta moment was when someone asked whether bathing was environmentally friendly. To be clear, I think it’s a perfectly legitimate question worth our attention, but I also found it kinda funny. That’s why I made a meme of it. Here it is: lemmy.ml/post/75282

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