hungryphrog,

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

phoneymouse,

It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

GTA 6 easter egg incoming

Halosheep,

The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting

DerisionConsulting,

a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.

More news at 11.

BigDiction,

A big repost sandwich to start the year!

possiblylinux127,

Amamamamam…

psy32nd,

Call me whatever, I am feeling sad for him tbh :(

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

it’s just an average tuesday for him

Techmaster,

Call me whatever

But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I can’t handle this.

Techmaster,

“Who’s throwing handles!?”

RememberTheApollo_,

Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Hi, Whatever, I’m dad.

There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a “toy” crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.

I don’t understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.

Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it’s just going around as a knife-based unicorn.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn’t since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn’t seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.

jaybone,

Duck face.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

It’s never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn’t make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.

Subverb,

Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

From the last person it ate…

possiblylinux127,

Do you though?

VikingHippie,

Florida Man.

Sakychu,

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom

Cascio,

Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!

jaybone,

Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.

Reverendender,

“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”

hydrashok,

Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!

name_NULL111653,

Come see the injustice inherent in the system!

hydrashok,

Bloody peasant!

wellee,

How sad :(

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Calling @Thekingoflorda

verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!

Thekingoflorda,
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

somethingsnappy,

I am here for this epic quest, future king!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

Thekingoflorda,
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.

verity_kindle,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

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