CaptDust,

His corpse will be studied for decades, mankind must unlock it’s secrets.

GluWu,

Just watch KingCobra, they’ve obviously figured something out. Normal humans cannot survive their lifestyle.

aeronmelon,

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

Land_Strider,

Trick is thinking it is a plastic bat, not a real one.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Good ol’ plastibo.

Sabata11792,
Sabata11792 avatar

The secret to a long life is being rich as fuck.

chemicalwonka,
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U said it all , this post can be closed

cannibalkitteh,
Tolstoshev,

I have that too, but the only impact is I need 2x the novocaine at the dentist. I should have been doing heroin all this time.

Anticorp,

I know a guy who has always taken 10x more substances than anyone else, and seems to still crave more. I watched him eat an entire handful of Percocet once, and then work all day like it was nothing. Half of one of the pills he took knocked me on my ass. I puked, then passed out, and slept for six hours. He was eating like 8 of them at a time, several times per day. He does the same thing with alcohol, and any other drugs he can get his hands on.

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

Pickled from the inside.

JoMomma,

Saw that dude like 20 years ago at OzFest and thought, wow glad I got to see him before he kicked the bucket… Every day since has been a miracle

BoBTFish,
BoBTFish avatar

Managed to get Lemmy in the end

li10,

“Incoherent mumbling” is a disrespectful yet accurate description of a Brummie accent

Chickenslippers,

He does a weekly talk with his buddy on his radio channel, and man he doesn’t sound well. His accent mixed with him getting old is rough.

Anticorp,

One could even say it sounds like “incoherent mumbling”.

Viking_Hippie,

If one was so inclined.

Perfide, (edited )

It’s not just the accent, it’s his age/health combined with the accent. He was at least understandable with effort back in the day, now he practically needs a translater when he’s not using his singing voice.

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Time tried to kill the metal, it failed as Ozzy lived on!

balderdash9,

The secret is bat blood 😅

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