giggling_engine,
@giggling_engine@lemmy.world avatar

Pizza is made of flour.

Beelzebob,

I’m eating a bowl of tasty paste right now. Magical.

SneakyWeasel,

I literally eat oatmeal raw and dry like a godamm horse eating out of a trough. Yes I have a problem.

Immersive_Matthew,

Same with wheat though?

pyrflie, (edited )

Wheat is bread and nothing else without Roux. Even Rye does better.

You need corn or soy beans to make anything else without industry.

I hate this statement cause wheat does a lot. It’s a ton of calories, and that matters.

Roux is fucking amazing, but 2 centuries sit between Roux and Oatmeal/Tofu.

People don’t realize how amazing oatmeal is. It’s Tofu without industrial processing, and Roux without the immediate human involvement.

Add sugar, fat, and an Acid it’s a world class dish.

How many stock bases can claim the same.

Edit; I updated during the downvote don’t hold it against them. My Original comment was not great.

Immersive_Matthew,

I agree that oats are great.

pyrflie,

Oatmeal is a nothing base.

Do you know how much work it takes to make a filling base stock that can pivot in any direction?

Savory, Sweet, Salty?

Oatmeal is a fucking miracle centuries in the making.

Fish, Chicken, Beef, Pork, Vegetables, or Botanicals all go well with it.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

And it fills your stomach a lot.

jayrodtheoldbod,

Alright, well, fuck off then. Go eat whatever. If I catch you wrinkling your nose at my breakfast I dehumanize you and treat you as an NPC, just one of the things that’s installed in here that I have to walk around.

Or you can let people eat their food without commenting on their business

Facebones,

7 of those 17 things are sugar and sugar accessories

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As much as I love a good, sweet sugar and cinnamon oatmeal, just adding berries and some nuts is actually really good as well

asyncrosaurus,

Its still sugar, Berries are just carbohydrates and water.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Calorie wise berries are just natural sweeteners to give food flavor. If you’re eating berries for national values you are probably eating berries wrong.

Ilflish,

The large quantities of bioactive compounds place blueberries high on the Aggregate Nutrient Density Index (ANDI). This index rates foods based on their vitamin and mineral content, phytochemical composition, and antioxidant capacity.

I feel like that is a pretty valid reason to eat a berry over just adding sweetener

Bronzie,

That’s only true from a calorie standpoint.
The carbohydrate structure is much more complex and is released much slower than with refined white sugar.

No one has ever gotten diabetes from eating to many berries alone (no data to back this claim up, but this is the internet. I’ll take a leap)

Ilflish,

Oatmeal can’t compare to the natural tasting notes of cinnamon toast crunch

Edit: On a serious note, Oatmeal is kind of like Coffee where you start by getting the ready made instant stuff, get a taste for it, begin to narrow your selection and then create your own perfect formula

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Is this why I’m like this?

Black coffee.

Plain oatmeal.

Like a psychopath.

AccountMaker,

I generally add milk, chia seeds, flaxseed and cocoa powder, but just oatmeal+milk is good enough for me.

I also sometimes bake them by making cookies (oatmeal, flour, butter, salt, water and various seeds) and the predominant taste is oatmeal. So yes, to me, oatmeal tastes good by itself, it’s only shortcomming is that it’s dry, but I have munched on just oatmeal from time to time.

didnt_readit,

I make it with milk instead of water and mix in some sugar and cinnamon. I don’t feel like that’s an excessive amount of condiments lol

BugFinder,

Instead of sugar, I add honey and banana. Easiest healthy breakfast ever.

Ignisnex,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

When I was doing a meal plan, my breakfast was oatmeal and egg whites microwaved together, with a pinch of Splenda. None of those things should have gone together. It was not good. They would have been much better separate, but I was in a hurry. Cinnamon helped.

Mango,

I feel personally attacked.

Did anyone want the list?

pyrflie,

Yes but mostly for recommendations. I love oatmeal, but other people’s additions can be magical.

WaxedWookie,

It’s what I’m here for.

Mango,

Brown sugar, maple syrup, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and the magical wonder of “apple pie spice”.

WaxedWookie,

That sounds pretty great - thank you!

qarbone,

Salt and sugar, that’s it.

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Honey and peanut butter.

Socsa,

Cum and additional cum

Noodle07,

2 servings please

BillyIsTall,

I eat plain oatmeal

AltF4me,

Wtf

iterable,
@iterable@sh.itjust.works avatar

Treat it like rice and add the same things. Works out really well with less cooking time and healthier.

PraiseTheSoup,

Chicken fried oatmeal just sounds disgusting though

Aleric,

I tried rolling sushi in oatmeal and it was terrible.

pirat,

sashitmeal?

trolololol,

Garlic? Sure fam

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