FuryMaker,

Just stop buying it.

fiat_lux,

If this were a problem limited to one product or brand, I would. Unfortunately this one was a first time purchase too.

isVeryLoud,

Ok yeah sure I’ll stop buying everything that has a minor inconvenience to it.

This is a widespread problem, manufacturers need to improve their seals so they don’t delaminate, i.e. the glue should be weaker than the laminate.

hellfire103,
@hellfire103@sopuli.xyz avatar

This! I just bought a water bottle, and it took the following measures just to get the residue from the label off:

  • Soaking in warm, soapy water
  • Scrubbing with an abrasive sponge
  • Soaking in vinegar
  • Scrubbing with Flash floor cleaner
  • Immersion in boiling water for 30 mins
  • Scrubbing with a Brillo pad
  • WD-40
  • 91% concentration laboratory-grade isopropanol
fiat_lux,

You need d-limonene (orange peel extract) for adhesive removals. It works wonders by comparison to the things you tried, but even then I can still spend a good 10 mins on the same problem!

hellfire103,
@hellfire103@sopuli.xyz avatar

I would have tried that if I had any. Somehow, I have laboratory grade chemicals in my room, but not a drop of orange oil in the entire house!

fiat_lux,

I hear you. I definitely recommend picking up a tiny bottle of it, a little goes a long way! I'm still using the same 6oz bottle I bought maybe 7 years ago!

isVeryLoud,

Isn’t that just goo gone or am I mistaken?

fiat_lux, (edited )

It looks like Goo Gone has some in it, but it's mostly petroleum based. D-limonene is a nifty (refined) by-product of citrus agriculture, it's essentially just the oil from the peels. I use a product that's basically half D-Limonene, half anionic and non-ionic surfactants (which is somewhat the equivalent of shampoo and sugar alcohol).

chicagohuman,

Olive oil helps too

yesman,

What we need to talk about are the built-in ziplock style closers on plastic bags that are everywhere now. Even makers of premium foods can’t seem to get this right. I can only think of one product where the closer is an improvement on having nothing.

Boar’s Head Deli meat. I guess the guys who sell spam for the price of a good steak can spare the expense.

fiat_lux,

I've got a couple of things that I buy which have the best ziploc seals I've ever seen, and I wish I could reuse the bags for other things, except they're opaque and printed. But I have definitely met my fair share of terrible ziplocs too. Nothing like spending 10mins struggling with a shitty ziploc seal when you were just trying to put some food in the freezer.

Lemminary,

But that costs money and how are we gonna make even more money if we reinvest any of the earnings? 😩

ComradePorkRoll,

Line must go up!

RBWells,

They need to talk to the people who make flour bags. Those paper bags glued shut with the strongest glue known to man, so that they are impossible to open without tearing a big hole in the bag, rendering it impossible to store the flour in.

UnrepententProcrastinator,

You need a container written flour on it. Ideally one with a cover that barely holds, dont ask me why it’s like that.

zalgotext,

You shouldn’t store flour in the paper bag it comes in anyways, flour should be stored in an airtight container.

RBWells,

I do move it into glass jars, but those bags drive me crazy. Always spill flour opening them.

phillaholic,

Scissors?

RBWells,

No, it’s rolled up in a way that prevents it being opened neatly. I do use scissors on the Red Hot Blues tortilla chips, those have a similar problem but the shape of the bag allows it to be cut cleanly.

MonkderZweite,

I have a cutter exclusively for the kitchen. But i rarely get to use my can opener.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

SEALEDforYOUR
P R O T E C T I O N

XEAL,

They mispelled

GOfuck

Y O U R S E L F

sergih,

what am I looking at?

fiat_lux,
doctorcrimson,

The glues work fine, it’s the paper/cardboard that failed because the glue was stronger.

It’s the worst when it happens to boxes because instead of collapsing a box proper you have to tear it to fucking pieces, THANKS OBAMA.

datelmd5sum,

Do you want good adhesive properties or to not taste the adhesive in your food?

n0m4n,

Does the adhesive taste as good as the ones in grade school?

fiat_lux,

I would be fine with mediocre or even shitty adhesive properties here. It's protected and pressure is maintained using a solid HDPE capped jar with perforations, which is already a tamper-evident seal. I don't need a padlock on it either. Or even a disability-proof cap (the manufacturers prefer the name "child-proof" though). And there are multiple adhesives which don't impart odor or flavor. Even superglue wouldn't do it, given you need less than a tiny smear. What an odd false dichotomy you have given me.

Behold, could this be the best of both worlds? (image description: glass bottle with half-peeled seal. The separation is clean and easy and lacks flavor.)

ornery_chemist,

You may be interested to know that these kinds of paper adhesives are usually intentionally designed so that the substrate (paper) tears before the adhesive does. This is meant to ensure robust packing and to give proof that the package has not been tampered with. Couple this with ever thinner and shittier substrates, and, well…

fiat_lux,

Ugh. I believe them already. It's sealed for my protection. I get it. It says so nearly 100 times. I don't check the seals for syringe marks first either, or the factory's latest cleanroom maintenance logs. Just let me in, I already paid the extortionate entry fee.

Seriously though, I wouldn't mind so much if they always were just paper I could poke a finger through at the end. Sometimes there's another super stretchy thick plastic layer under that which resists everything but blades. I don't want to keep a knife in my bathroom, but I'm getting to the point where I've thought about it.

Alexstarfire,

The knife can double as a poop knife.

ornery_chemist,

My condolences, buddy.

captainjaneway,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

I know what you mean. I wish more stuff could just be packed in glass jars with the little popping seal. If it’s popped, it has been opened. I don’t know if everything can handle the pressure difference… But it seems ideal. Plus then the glass jars and aluminum lids can be recycled.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

This makes too much sense to ever be implemented.

LukeMedia,

Cost primarily. I’m okay with paying a little extra for glass bottles personally, I can reuse them.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to keep a knife in my bathroom, but I’m getting to the point where I’ve thought about

Have you considered just not eating peanut butter in the bathroom?

Or open it in the kitchen first.

fiat_lux, (edited )

This was a supplement I was opening on my way to the bathroom, where I keep my medication. Long covid memories makes ms forget everything to open first. Long covid memory problems also make me fail to double check my posts every time for bad autocorrect.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Ah I guess that makes more sense than my assumption haha

Texas_Hangover,

Just chew through the container. Pussy.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

the worst is how my migraine medication comes in the most hard to open package

NarrativeBear,

This one gives me a migraine when dealing with the packaging.

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Hence the name ‘migraine medication’, yeah!

KingJalopy,

Then why you dealing with the package without a migraine?

Arfman,

Misinterpret it into wanting to get a migrate

KingJalopy,

That actually makes sense

possiblylinux127,

Only when pigs get migraines

blackbird,

Try getting arthritis meds in a child proof container! Almost impossible to open even if your hands do work properly. Repeatedly ask to put in normal screw cap bottles but they never listen.

someguy3,

I haven’t tried to open this way forever. Puncture the top and pull to the outside.

taiyang,

Literally me today with a small soap container, but it was a trifecta: the lid separated from a plastic seal under it as with the picture, with the tiniest of rim you can barely get with your fingernails to pry it off to begin with, and a seal so strong you can’t just puncture it with you fingers.

As with another suggestion I just used thermite.

hrimfaxi_work,
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fiat_lux,

I hated the design of that too, so very much.

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