datelmd5sum

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datelmd5sum,

I disagree. Time actually stopped around early 2010’s. Seasons change and shit, but stuff isn’t changing no more.

datelmd5sum,

Alkaline batteries can be safely disposed in household garbage.

datelmd5sum,

Why is bandwidth so important? The M2 is about half as fast as a DDR4 era x86 desktop processor with half the memory bandwidth.

datelmd5sum,

In Finland low risk prisoners can even get (or keep) a job. They drive a loaner car from the prison to their job in the morning and then drive back to prison in the afternoon.

datelmd5sum,

wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?

datelmd5sum,

I used to monitor systems remotely from my home. On night shift I had an alarm going every 12 minutes to check the screens and emails. Shitty sleep, but slightly better than no sleep.

datelmd5sum,

sprinkle some crushed palantir crystal to your pipe and you’ll be dancing with the others in no time.

datelmd5sum,

Are they going to criminalize prime factorization and elliptic curves? Or how do you prevent a group of people from encrypting their messages?

Revealed: Israel has sped up settlement-building in East Jerusalem since Gaza war began (www.theguardian.com)

Israel’s government has accelerated the construction of settlements across East Jerusalem, with more than 20 projects totalling thousands of housing units having been approved or advanced since the start of the war in Gaza six months ago, planning documents show....

datelmd5sum,

I remember my latest pants pooping. I was around 5yo so I already knew how the business works. I was playing around outside and I knew I had to go poo for a while already. At the last moment I started running inside, but to my absolute horror someone had locked the front door. I ding donged the bell like 50 times, but it was already too late by the time my mom opened the door.

datelmd5sum,

I think intestineal issues are the first symptom of your DNA being so fucked you can’t produce new cells. The cells in your guts needs constant replenishment and things go bad quick down there without new cells.

datelmd5sum,

I have 16GB and I have to run shit I dev on local k8s. I have to close teams and my browser to get enough ram sometimes.

datelmd5sum,

Once I was 100% sure a bird was going to hit me straight in the windshield, but it just sort of slid around the car in a cushion of air.

datelmd5sum,

Patience mostly I think. At least with rodent they smell a trail and then just sit there for hours and hours until one walks near enough.

datelmd5sum,

I was amazed by the intelligence of an LLM, when I asked how many times do you need to flip a coin to be sure it has both heads and tails. Answer: 2. If the first toss is e.g. heads, then the 2nd will be tails.

datelmd5sum, (edited )

I wonder what the finnish Mayday psychosis guy got for driving and crashing his Mercedes at like 180 km/h through a narrow and extremely busy street (30 or 40 km/h zone) got. He didn’t hurt anyone IIRC but he also could have killed like 20 people. I’ll edit this comment when find the video and the verdict.

edit1: the video: m.youtube.com/watch?v=qgpNI2BQYrE&pp=ygUSdmFwcHUg…

edit2: ok he “only” drove at 100km/h and injured 2 people. He was accused of 11 cases of attempted manslaughter among other things. All charges dropped.

Apparently he had just proposed to his bride, she said yes, it was the happiest day of his life and he completely snapped. No drugs or alcohol involved.

datelmd5sum,

Do people like jobs? Today I was thinking that being a blacksmith could be cool. But I guess I was born to deploy k8s clusters.

datelmd5sum,

I develop billing systems. If you’ve received a bill from e.g. your ISP, I might have been a part of making that system work. I get paid about the same as a doctor, but I spend about 85% of my work time gossiping / posting memes with my coworkers and watching youtube. I’d say I’m OK at my job, on many occasions I’m probably the first person in the world to solve (but also encounter) that particular problem.

I was a gifted child, but I ended up in this job because I’m lazy and a procrastinator. Never finished college, stopped caring when I started getting paid.

datelmd5sum,

Well I think I’m on the right career path, but maybe not with the right employer. I’m also trying to finish my degree and move more into designing new systems rather than fixing problems in existing ones.

datelmd5sum,

The gossip / memes is more significant for the business than you might think. It’s information sharing between teams and corporate levels that’s very hard to achieve by some predefined weekly sync meetings, townhalls etc.

datelmd5sum,

We had to listen this C-level guy give a speech how good the last couple of years have been. We’ve increased the price of services by 50% and the amount of useless upsell shit we push to people has gone up as well. While our wages are still the same and people are getting laid off constantly. But I need food and shit.

datelmd5sum,

I have seen the original video like 10 times and still can’t remember what she was talking about. I must be demented or something.

datelmd5sum,

Yeah data got unlimited here before texts, which caused people to move on to other things. Now texts are usually unlimited, but that train has already sailed.

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