Dark_Blade,
@Dark_Blade@lemmy.world avatar

What an absolute joke. Just let people work from home, you absolute dinosaurs.

Chunk,

They want to force attrition. They over hired and need to reduce headcount but they don’t want the negative press of laying more people off.

sigswitch,

Whilst it wouldn’t surprise me at all if this was the case, I’ve seen similar things at other companies, it’s a completely brain-dead strategy. The people who leave are the most qualified and capable employees who can easily find a job elsewhere and you’re just left with all the people who the company swept up in the boom period where they were hiring anyone with a pulse.

Cosmonaut_Collin,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

Can we please think of the billionaires? What are they gonna do when their office buildings are empty? They need their property value! /s

TransplantedSconie,

But then you can’t siphon off 99$ a night from them!

Come on, everyone! We gotta get those profits up!

penguin,

It has nothing to do with profits. It’s more profitable to have everyone work from home. Upper managers and executives simply prefer having everyone in the office because they like it. It’s their preference.

DanTilDawn,

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  • penguin,

    It’s not though. None of this back-to-office stuff is for real estate.

    Devdogg,

    Uhh, yes it is? I mean, if you take a look at how much real estate San Francisco has just in its downtown area that should tell you something.

    Lord_McAlister,

    Sooooooooooome people say man is made out of mud, the poor man’s made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood, skin and bone, a mind that’s weak and a back thats strong… You move 16 tons… whadaya get? Another day older and deeper in debt… St. Peter don’tcha call me because I can’t go…

    I owe my soul… to the company store…

    feedum_sneedson,

    That South Park montage was genuine art, I swear.

    cassetti,

    First thought that went through my mind as well lol

    bibliotectress,

    For the uninitiated: youtu.be/74WvUV7H8Nw

    ryannathans,

    Someone beat me to it

    ConstipatedWatson,

    Obligatory reference to the Joe VS the volcano version of 16 tons

    sundog,

    If you see coming better step aside, a lot of men didn’t and a lot of men died. One first of iron and the others steel if the right don’t get you then the left one will…

    Kinyutaka,

    I owe my soul to the company store…

    Gerula,

    Stalag Google! Welcome: “You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave”

    neutron,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Welcome to the FAANG-Club: Campus Googleplex.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Such a nerdy place, such a nerdy place...
    </span>
    
    AnxiousOtter,

    Reminds me of company towns. We’re definitely regressing.

    jeanma,

    I remember my internship at google 10y ago, with all the free perks, service to make you forget about chores, the cool attitude, etc…

    Venomnik0,

    That’s a far cry from now :/

    elkazz,

    Are you Vince or Owen?

    jeanma,

    it took me 5s but I got it :) I never saw the movie though. However I really like those two comedians.

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    In other news, Google opens the cheapest hotel in California

    ErwinLottemann,

    You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

    karet,

    15 million merits, coming soon!

    HiddenLayer5, (edited )

    New product: Google Landlord

    Also, just based on the fact that they’re a data analytics and AI company, and their public privacy and security track record with their services, I’d genuinely be worried what kind of “guest experience analytics” is going on at that “hotel.” Is there a camera in the shower? You don’t know.

    blau,

    Well how else are you going to monitor “fair use” of the unlimited shower.

    FlyingPiisami,

    You get two rooms for the price of one! One for you, and one for the friendly Stasi officer next door.

    Hnazant,

    S1ep2 of black mirror?

    quazar,

    Saint Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go

    I owe my soul to the company store

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Everyone who pays that is a dumbass. I’d rather sleep in my car or spend that money at a regular hotel not associated with my employer.

    NatoBoram,

    Anyone who pays that has fuck-you money, they work at Google.

    That said, “transition to the hybrid workplace” is something I wouldn’t do.

    ArbitraryValue, (edited )

    You’d be paying at least two-and-a-half times as much for a regular hotel around there, and it wouldn’t be a very nice hotel.

    Edit: apparently I’m wrong.

    some_guy,

    and it wouldn’t be a very nice hotel.

    I worked at Apple while living 45 miles away about 10y ago. I got into a habit of staying in hotels like the Hilton when I had to pull long hours. The cost was less then than it is now. Even now, a quick search on Google Maps show these hotels to be in the $200 range or less. Probably cheaper on weeknights. It’s not one-for-one analogous to Mountain View, but it’s the same general area.

    I’d rather double the cost and have my own space away from my employer if I had to crash nearby because it didn’t make sense to do a long drive. I especially would rather double the cost than give back part of my paycheck to my employer. That’s just insane mechanics, imo.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I go to Furcon at a hotel near Google’s offices every few years; it’s only like $50 more expensive and isn’t a shit hole.

    ArbitraryValue,

    I’m surprised. I used to travel there for work about seven years ago and the cheapest I could get then was about $250 a night. But now that I check, the hotels really are cheaper than they used to be. I wonder if that has to do with covid-related changes to where people work.

    squidzorz,

    I thought the same, but it looks like there’s actually quite a few nicer options for cheaper

    Link to hotels.com search

    ArbitraryValue,

    I wonder if hotels have gotten cheaper in the seven years since I’ve had to travel there for business or if somehow I wasn’t finding these.

    callinean,

    Hard to call people qualified to work at Google dumbass.

    InternetUser2012,

    If they pay $99 per night to stay at your place of work, then it’s not hard at all.

    CaptainHowdy,

    Gtfo I thought I let my job take advantage of me

    yoz, (edited )

    Google employees are not brain dead. They made google to what it is today

    triplenadir,
    @triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    “what it is today” a tax-evading, weapons-manufacturing, privacy-invading, wannabe monopoly, that’s continually fucking up their core products and radicalizing people into the far right for profit?

    ya gotta agree at least significant parts of those workers’ brains are dead

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Google is pretty brain dead today tho.

    HiddenLayer5, (edited )

    I’m sure that pretty much no Google employee is happy with this. But it’s the classic “I don’t want to lose my place near the top of the industry which I’ve spend my entire life getting to, so I can’t criticize my employer or the direction the industry is going in any way.” Self policing and going along with whatever the man decides so you don’t lose your job and means of supporting yourself and your family. Same with a lot of the people working on the Web Integrity thing I imagine.

    ArbitraryValue,

    There are a lot of different places in the industry where these Google developers could work. I am employed by a company where developers have flexible schedules, no overtime work (except in unusual circumstances), and three days a week of work-from-home. The catch is that my company pays a lot less than Google does - still enough for an upper-middle-class lifestyle, but less. So our developers tend to be people who have children and want to spend more time with their families, and they’re willing to take a pay cut to do that. For the sort of person who has the option of working at Google, “supporting your family” means working less, not more.

    Google’s developers are people who prefer higher pay and/or a more fast-paced environment. They might not like this policy, but they don’t want to leave. They could if they wanted to.

    Texas_Hangover,

    $99 a night for company rooms? Around here we can get a shitty room, AND a hooker for that price. Not to mention drugs being readily available in the parking lot.

    CaptainHowdy, (edited )

    Not enough drugs in the world could make me interested in that hooker.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    How about an entire bottle of Viagra taken at once?

    TechnoBabble,

    I think I’d be more interested in finding a cardiologist at that point.

    Ironfist,

    and a dermatologist

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m guessing there’s no shortage of drugs on the Google campus.

    pyromaniac_donkey,

    you vill eat ze bugs, own nothing, and live in ze pod too

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