Orcas Pummel Boat After Crew Tries To Deter Them With Heavy Metal Music
Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
Kolanaki, 
The whales just started moshing out and they’re surprised? 🤷🏻♂️
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, It doesn’t have to be like this killer whales ~Car Seats Head Rest 2014
Tacos_y_margaritas, This could make a great Metalocalypse episode.
sederx, Seriously, heavy metal… What these orcas do to deserve that?
FooBarrington, Everyone deserves heavy metal music!
postmateDumbass, Headbanging music backfires on sail powered mosh pit.
Film at 11.
PS: … keep the whales at bay? I sea what you did, marine biopunologist.
BustinJiber, You mean like Bay Area trash metal? Metallica, Slayer, Death Angel?
postmateDumbass, As well as a bay being a body of water where whales can be.
Additional_Prune, There’s whole lot of genres of music to shuffle through before we may find the genre that drives away orcas. Maybe there’s no genre of music that drives away orcas. You know how people say of ethnic groups they don’t belong to that y’all look alike to us? Maybe all human music sounds alike to orcas.
Raine_Wolf, We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.
vrighter, or ska
theluckyone, Oh shush.
SheDiceToday, You’d be surprised at some of the sleeper hits. It’s inherent in all genres that one composition will just blow your mind.
…or maybe I just like polka and avoid the weird looks by only having one song on the ipod. Maybe.
Tavarin, 
Dubstep might do it.
BustinJiber, Let’s try EDM. Two sounds pulsating and occasionally woman’s voice saying “orca” will bore anyone to death.
REdOG, 
Who can Metallica sue for this?
Gekoloniseerd, Are there any videos of this happening? Any videos at all?
Zozano, They aren’t “pummeling boats”, they’re headbanging ffs
Iron_Lynx, And they’re dragging the boat into a mosh pit
ours,
EmpathicVagrant, I knew exactly what I was getting into here and you didn’t disappoint. Damn I miss their show.
AngryCommieKender, If you haven’t seen it, “If The Emperor had a Text to Speech” very much reminded me of the irreverent tone of Metalopalypse
Texas_Hangover, Yeah, let’s start an orca mosh pit. That’ll fix 'em!
Annoyed_Crabby, Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.
pan_troglodytes, boat not designed to moshpit with whales…
EmoBean, We need to design one, moshing with orcas sounds metal as fuck
Hayduke, Get this Winger shit outta here.
dirtypirate, Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
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