A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
FlyingSquid, 
That’s not what Methodist means.
billiam0202, (edited ) Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It’s right there in the name!
Deceptichum, 
That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
Etterra, But they don’t have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
eighthourlunch, 
Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
billiam0202, Rectory? Damn near killory!
JeeBaiChow, Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
pan_troglodytes, taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
BongsForJesus, You rang?
Mouselemming, I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.
ohlaph, How were the profits?
Monument, He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
andrew_bidlaw, Opium Meth for the masses.
FordBeeblebrox, Should have stuck to selling holy water
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
meco03211, Prison rectory.
ryan213, 
It’s what god wanted.
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