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InEnduringGrowStrong, in FDA warns chemical company not to mix brake cleaner into hand sanitizer
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Name and shame:
Brenntag Great Lakes, LLC, in Wisconsin.

Fuck this shit.

Orbituary, (edited ) in Japan will no longer require floppy disks for submitting some official documents
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Now if the United States can fully oust fax use…

Whenever I encounter a client with a fax requirement, I I ask if they’ve heard of a new-fangled technology called “electronic mail.”

MamboGator, in Japan will no longer require floppy disks for submitting some official documents
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

They’ve moved on to CD-RW, baby!

fixerdude2, in Canadian police warn that posting videos of alleged package thieves could be ‘violation' of their privacy

But seriously, criminals have more rights than their victims in Canada. SMH.

lolcatnip,

Pay attention the the source you were reading that led you to that conclusion.

rocky1138, in Canadian police warn that posting videos of alleged package thieves could be ‘violation' of their privacy

Don’t post Fox News articles

spacecowboy,

Agreed. Instant downvote.

givesomefucks, in Canadian police warn that posting videos of alleged package thieves could be ‘violation' of their privacy

Posting Faux News in a “not the onion” sub feels like going after fruit that’s been laying on the ground for a month, not just the ones on low hanging branches…

Why risk giving them clicks to post the article?

essellburns, in Chicago man seeks $75 million in damages after his 'local dating life' gets called out on Facebook

His lawyers are so taking this guy for a ride.

They must know this how insane this is, surely? Just gonna get those billable hours!

drdabbles, in Canadian police warn that posting videos of alleged package thieves could be ‘violation' of their privacy
@drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

… let them come forward and out themselves. You go on the record that I posted footage of you stealing things from my property and see where that goes.

tacosanonymous, in Poison expert indicted on murder charges in his wife's fatal poisoning

What a sick asshole.

jtk, in Try not to let moose lick your car, Parks Canada warns, as more salt-seeking animals flock to highways
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

From the title, I thought it highly irresponsible to suggest anyone try to prevent a moose from doing anything, but people are intentionally stopping so they can lick the car.

yildo, in TSA director arrested by US Customs and Border Protection

Why does she have two black eyes in the mugshot after being arrested for a white collar crime?

Dkarma, in Francophone Belgian couple caught in bureaucratic struggle to prove they speak French

TL;Dr They want the couple to take an official test but they only offer the test once a year. Which doesn’t coincide with the application so they’d have to start over.

Thcdenton, in TSA director arrested by US Customs and Border Protection
YurkshireLad, in Chief executive of collapsed crypto fund HyperVerse does not appear to exist

Why is his head three times too big for his body?

psmgx,

Cuz neither exist in reality. Same way anime characters have inhumanly large eyes and purple hair

Anticorp, in Robbers' getaway car stolen as they're robbing Colorado check chasing store, police say

Now THAT is a bad area. Sheesh!

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