Orbituary

Orbituary, 14 days ago

Oh yeah. That’s definitely why this is funny. Nothing else.

Orbituary, 14 days ago

Why would companies voluntarily reduce their prices when they’re making record profits? They’ll squeeze us until we’re dry.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

Before they outed themselves as the party of sociopathy.*

FTFY

Orbituary, 16 days ago

I don’t understand why people do what seems to be unpaid work for corporations. Animate something else; this is just an exercise after all.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

Prove that. Like actually prove that. No billionaire is innocent. No billionaire gets where they are without stepping on necks to do so.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

Show me an innocent billionaire. Quit simping for them. Gates is “least bad?” He has a PR firm.

nytimes.com/…/bill-melinda-gates-divorce-epstein.…

theguardian.com/…/lets-not-forget-bill-gates-hasn…

You do the rest. Here’s the start.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

I’ve managed to block most of it. The mere mention of yiff makes my skin crawl.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

They already fucked over the Florida Keys along with other invasive pets that got released like iguanas, curly tailed skinks, and the fucking snakes in the everglades.

Exotic pets are awful.

Orbituary, 16 days ago

That’s why you’re asking, isn’t it?

Orbituary, 16 days ago

He got a shot; shot down by the DNC and Wasserman Schultz after HRC paid the DNC’s debt. She took him out the only way to defeat an ethical populist in America: with money.

nbcnews.com/…/memo-reveals-details-hillary-clinto…

politico.com/…/clinton-brazile-hacks-2016-215774/

Orbituary, 17 days ago

So, you think it’s a protected right to speak freely on a privately owned platform? Tiktok, Xitter, etc., don’t need to make allowances for anyone. They exist to make money off of their users.

It astounds me to this day that people don’t understand the basic tenets of social media: if it’s free, YOU are the product.

Orbituary, 17 days ago

Maybe, but the expectation that your can also speak freely on the platform is protected by the almighty capitalism compact we implicitly embrace as Americans and other (not all) 1st world citizens.

Just because you think you have a right doesn’t mean you do.

Orbituary, 18 days ago

I had this one. I miss it.

Orbituary, 19 days ago

And you think the American political ecosystem supports your statement?

Orbituary, 19 days ago

This isn’t an email, guy.

Orbituary, 20 days ago

People who can’t see the sarcasm in your statement need to go back to reddit.

Orbituary, 20 days ago

Want to build a snowman?

Orbituary, 20 days ago

Is there a reason to obfuscate the word “whoring?”

Orbituary, 20 days ago

Sounds like a stupid place to be.

Orbituary, 19 days ago

Oh noooooo. Anyway.

Orbituary, 21 days ago

Figure it out and stop making excuses. Go to a library or borrow a laptop from a friend for this. Use your phone with WhatsApp or Telegram or if you’re both on the same phone type, video.

Or, God forbid, just call. Jesus, there are a million easy ways to get around this but you seem to be avoiding them intentionally.

Either you know he’s made up in your mind or you’re hiding from happiness.

Orbituary, 21 days ago

You drink his blood and eat his body… Vampirism and cannibalism. Way to go catholics.

(thanks Eddie)

Orbituary, 21 days ago

Tell me about this obviously customized ebony block Jr., please. Crown inlay? Weird and cool.

Orbituary, 21 days ago

Ok, Picard. There clearly are 3.

Orbituary, 17 days ago

He has never been moderate. Quit aping corporate media.