Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school

Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

Rentlar,

The whole idea behind it is pretty genius. Metaphorically speaking, the only people that think there’s a supernatural devil behind this club is because they want to shove their belief in their Gods into schools. If one must exist in schools then so must the other.

KoalaUnknown,

It’s so funny seeing Cristians protest against these clubs that they don’t understand, and the best part is they can’t do shit.

Veraxus,
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the best part is they can’t do shit.

Unfortunately, what we’ve seen time and time again is that xtians get violent… like the scripture-rejecting anti-Christ terrorists they really are.

Otherwise_Direction7,

Damn, the new Hate Die: School Satanic Project TV adaptation looks pretty legit ngl

/joking

gravitas_deficiency,

Sorry (not sorry), Christians - religious freedom means freedom to practice ALL religions. This is categorically a constitutional matter, and you do not have a legal recourse to halt this (nor should you).

CoolMatt,

Which especially funny because it’s part of the same religion, just the “other side”

Moops,

“Freedom of religion!

… As long as it’s ours”

Crackhappy,
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Yes, it is indeed their religion they are protesting.

some_guy,

Conservatives are the most fragile snowflakes. I’m here for it. Sign me up!

IndiBrony,
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Lucifer would be proud.

BeakersBunsen,

Totally read that as Santa and was confused why 1 they made a Santa club and 2 why people were so angry to ban it. Either way bunch of haters and need to be more tolerant like their Jesus was

RobotToaster,
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justlookingfordragon,
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To be fair, in both cases the situation would have been the same: An after-school club with a fictional mascot taken from Christian mythology, protested BY Christians who are ironically the only ones to actually believe that said mascot exists IRL.

Aatube,
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roastedDeflator,
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I realised there was another article on the topic, a couple of hours I posted this one. Initially I thought of deleting it but since it was from another outlet, I didn't after all. I just upvoted the first one.

Will be more careful next time.

Caligvla,

Better than an after-school christian club ¯_(ツ)_/¯

athos77,

Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.

Caligvla,

Yeah, and I’d wager it’s better than an after-school christian club.

Magister,
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ASSc

eighthourlunch,
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LOL! Good luck with that. You invited me in. I'm not going anywhere. 😈

foggy,

Hell yeah

magnor,
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Hail yourself

EvilEyedPanda,

Hail the flying spaghetti monster!

magnor,
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Ramen

cheese_greater,

Godspeed

PeachMan,
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Satanspeed?

Wodge,
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Beelzebubboost?

RIPandTERROR,
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Beelzeboost

Nougat,

Accelmodeus

GlitchyDigiBun,

Baal Out

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

666th gear

Mok98,

Mephistophelocity

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Bearer of Lightspeed

rmuk,

You split the thread, dividing reality into two! Who knows what will happen now!

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Two Satans? Double the speed?

Wodge,
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DOUBLEHECK

EvilBit,

Pazoomzoom

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Lord of Flybys

EvilBit,

Pedal to the Baphometal

Mok98,

Satanyoooom

rmuk,

You divided the thread, splitting reality into two! Now who knows what will happen!

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