‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say
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Polarsailor, Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.
Bunnylux, 
I choked
geekworking, “What do you have on under the kilt”?
… Shitty Antiques.
southsamurai, 
Two words:
Ass
Pennies
mrbn, 
Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.
KimjongTOOILL, (edited ) You see @tamal3 this is how you become successful. He’ll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.
tamal3, Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I’d ever wanted to.
frustratedphagocytosis, 
Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.
essellburns, There’s often a tradeoff between what’s fun and what’s healthy!
shiveyarbles, don’t judge, we all have hobbies
don, Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment
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