davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

...and, of course, your rejection drives me into the arms of selena gomez, who calls her security detail to 'get this nutty old guy out of (her) trailer'.

as i languish in the la county jail, will you bake a cake for me with a saw in it? will selena suddenly realize that she can't live without making a music video about our doomed love? and when will walgreens get more of my medication?

so bingeworthy!

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