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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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davidpmaurer, to random
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it is equally impossible to prove that any god/goddess exists as it is to prove that the easter bunny doesn't.

davidpmaurer,
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@ParadeGrotesque

are you SURE they're chocolate? are you sure they're EGGS?

18+ Some_Emo_Chick, to Vintage
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Kristine DeBell, 1976

davidpmaurer,
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@Some_Emo_Chick

maybe this, cowboy.

davidpmaurer, to random
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna151276

#satanists may save #schools - and courts - from #christofascists.

msquebanh, to random
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I know some of you totally hate all . I grew up with mostly old timey & some contemporary country music because my Mom enjoyed that & pop music. Dad was more of a blues & rock person. Mom discovered Alan Jackson in early 90s. She loved getting Dad, me & my brothers to dance & sing along to Itty Bitty, at our past annual BBQ Summer backyard bash, before we started yard games fun.
I miss dancing with my Dad - he only danced with Mom & me - his whole life.

https://youtu.be/Eo2OIUpWznY?si=mZOyxPwO0hIQyRqH

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

๐Ÿ’Ÿ

StillIRise1963, to random
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As a mom on Motherโ€™s Day, I wish for a better world for all children. We adults have to do the work to make it better.

davidpmaurer,
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@StillIRise1963

happy mother's day!

eeyam, to random
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Happy Mother's Day!

davidpmaurer,
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@eeyam

and to you.

poligraf, to Palestine
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ยซ โ€ฆ the fact of the matter is that some 67% of Americans according to recent polls support the United States calling for a ceasefire and 60% opposed sending more weapons to Israelโ€ฆ ยป

๐Ÿ”— ยท https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrduonT37w

@palestine

๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป โœŒ๏ธ โ˜ฎ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

davidpmaurer,
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@poligraf @palestine

and the oil companies say fuck off.

msquebanh, to pnw
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From left to right, on stone beach - red lentil humus with Nori powder as well as some cats tongue pesto swirled thru, crackers made from chia/flax, pumpkin seeds and dried kelp as well as a big pot of tea w kelp, spruce tips.

wild edible goodness.

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

what, no pizza? the wedding is off!

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

...and, of course, your rejection drives me into the arms of selena gomez, who calls her security detail to 'get this nutty old guy out of (her) trailer'.

as i languish in the la county jail, will you bake a cake for me with a saw in it? will selena suddenly realize that she can't live without making a music video about our doomed love? and when will walgreens get more of my medication?

so bingeworthy!

davidpmaurer, to Virginia
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#virginia #school board votes to restore bring-a-klansman-to-class day.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/09/us/shenandoah-county-confederate-school-names-reaj/index.html

msquebanh, to food
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Made some #chicken #curry for our family #dinner tonight. Made it medium spicy as my middle brother doesn't like super spicy. We're having it with jasmine rice.

#AsianMastodon #food #homecooking #SpicyFood #SouthEastAsianFood #TootSEA #AsianFood

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

mmmm....

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Iโ€™m not sure why my friends & family think Iโ€™m in charge of the calendar, but Iโ€™ll be apologizing for it anyway, because today is my birthday, itโ€™s Teacherโ€™s Appreciation Week, & Motherโ€™s Day is Sunday.

davidpmaurer,
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@Saltssaltgirl

happy birthday!

Mary625, to random
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University of Chicago had right-wing attackers come and they threatened anti war protestors.

The attackers were called "Pro American and Pro Israel counter protesters."

How is wanting a genocide to stop anti anything other than war?

This country has some real problems. Some really serious problems when people who are trying to stop a war are the bad guys

davidpmaurer,
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@Mary625

this has been true of every u.s. war. every single one.

davidpmaurer,
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@Mary625

2 million civilians died in the #vietnam #war, including people in #cambodia (whom we weren't at war with) that we deliberately carpet-bombed.

i learned a lot from that.

davidpmaurer,
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@Mary625

we are NEVER powerless. they want us to think that we are, but it's not true. there are always more of us than there are of them. and they are TERRIFIED of us.

we just need to remind them of that from time to time. and as connected as everyone is these days, that is much easier to do than it used to be.

but if trump wins, he will have protesters shot on sight.

mekkaokereke, to random
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I told y'all, cops don't do what you think they do.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Black folk know this from lived experience. Some white folk only learn this when they go to report a theft or sexual assault and find out that the $11B/year NYPD are not equipped to handle that.

15K NYC bikes stolen a year!

https://www.404media.co/nypd-bike-lock-chain-kryptonite-columbia-university-protests/

1/n

davidpmaurer,
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@mekkaokereke

that is royally fucked up. no police department in the world is worth that.

davidpmaurer, to random
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are you morlock or eloi?

davidpmaurer,
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@cenbe

it's a hard road. those eloi are damned tasty.

CultureDesk, (edited ) to design
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The internet has decided โ€” again โ€” that Chris Pratt is the worst Chris, after reports that he and his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, demolished a 74-year-old house by modernist architect Craig Ellwood in order to build a 15,000-square-foot residence. "They also tore up all of modernist legend Garrett Eckbo's original landscaping, effectively turning the nearly one-acre lot into one flat slab," reports Dwell. Here's the full story, including images of the house. To sprinkle some positivity on your day, we want to know, who is Hollywood's best Chris? Tell us in the comments if you're rejecting these options in favor of Rock, Guest, Walken, or some other Chris.

https://flip.it/1oOd6-

davidpmaurer,
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@CultureDesk

so we own all of the houses now, that we get to decide what the people who bought them can and cannot do?

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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Going down a rabbit hole in Mastodon isn't as scary as some would think.
I have found some of the funniest, smartest, and kindest people while scrolling.

davidpmaurer,
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@Saltssaltgirl

that's how i found you.

davidpmaurer, to random
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https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/04/1148876

u.n. says victims in mass hospital graves in had their hands tied when they were killed.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I still canโ€™t get over the fact that people discussed trickle down economics like it made any fucking sense.

davidpmaurer,
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@StillIRise1963

for 3 presidencies. and counting.

msquebanh, (edited ) to random
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I'm at point where I want to talk to someone who understands but also so angry I'm scared I'm gonna just blow up if I talk to anyone. So I'm still not talking to anyone & my heart is still broken.

*Edit - I'm good now.

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

glad to hear it. i am not here most of the time, but i am glad to listen when i am. or if you prefer voice, let me know and i'll get some cans and string, or whatever the cool kids use nowadays.

davidpmaurer,
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@msquebanh

no worries. we have police issues here, too.

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