superduperenigma,

“Sorry I didn’t get anything done last night, boss. That thing was happening where I can’t move my limbs in my dream.”

Duamerthrax,

This is absolutely a venture capital scam. The tech isn’t even there for Jetsons style recreational dreaming. No way you can make tech that will extract useful work out of dreamers any time soon.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

Has to be a scam. Good on them, though. If private equity firms and venture capitalists have all the money, take em for all you can get.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The tech stimulates a state of lucid dreaming, and the idea here that you can work while you sleep stems from the fact that if you are aware of and in control of your dream, you can choose to work on solving complex problems in them. They’re not actually going to make you work in your sleep or even induce a dream that forces you to dream about working. Merely giving you a lucid dream and letting you control what happens.

I wouldn’t be working. I’d be exploring space and time… And riding dinosaurs.

iAvicenna,

Next up: New tech allows bosses to check if employees are working in their lucid dreams or having wild sex

lugal,

I sleep 8h a day and have a 40h work week, so I wake up in the morning and am done for the day, right? Right??

toxic_cloud,

“The company has already raised more than $1 million to develop the headband and is reportedly working with one of the designers of Elon Musk’s Neuralink device.”

Oh good, so there’s a chance you might die from it too.

Everythingispenguins,

But it will have a autowork function that will do your dream work for you up until you quit watching it work. Then it will crash you into a parked semi truck. Provides once and for all that you can die in real life if you die in a dream. Patient pending

andrew_bidlaw,

And if you’d take the blade north to south, they’d find a way to make you work even then. Not being able to escape work even in your sleep is hellish.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You’d just be working in your sleep and not working while you sleep. It’s lucid dreaming, not sleep walking.

nepenthes,
@nepenthes@lemmy.world avatar

The brain doesn’t just sleep for the sake of the body, but the brain too.

Dreams are useful for problem solving issues in our personal lives, emotional regulation, and memory. You start messing with natural dreams and you will end up with a population stricken with mental health issues.

Broodjefissa,

Drug addicts and insomniacs: hmm, I’m unproductive as usual, yet it feels different

TheObviousSolution,

Working in your sleep sounds like a good way to think you’ve finished your work when in reality you’ve just written some random shit into documents.

JackBlackIsBack,

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  • TheObviousSolution,

    You first. Also, I call dibs on slaughtering you for the wealth you acquire as a result.

    olafurp,

    If I can do half of the work in my sleep and half in the day I would. It’s like waking up and being already half done with work.

    starman2112,

    Oh honey, you think they would give you less waking work?

    Jeanschyso,

    That just means you get twice as much work done. The boss man won’t let you get away with less awake time because “I need you to be available in case there’s a problem”

    ech,

    Working Class: “We want wfh! No more offices!”

    Corporate psychos:“Hmmm, we can work with that.”

    PatFussy,

    As long as i would wake up refreshed and dont remember what I worked on fuck yeah i would work in my sleep.

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I would sleep-work for 3x12 hours and enjoy the rest of the week.

    eltrain123,

    Ha… you’d sleep work 56 hours a week and work another 40… and like it… or else…

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Not unless they pay for the full 96 hours.

    I was thinking of a 3 night work week with same pay of course.

    Rivalarrival,

    So, 40 hours of straight time, and 56 hours of time-and-a-half from the comfort of my bed? 124 hours of pay per week?

    I’d pay off my car in 3 months, the remainder of my house in 9 months.

    Why wouldn’t I like this?

    mayonaise_met,

    Watch the TV show Severance.

    andy_wijaya_med,
    @andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

    What do you think they do there. In the company?

    mayonaise_met,

    So far the show has offered more questions than answers. We’ll see.

    FooBarrington,

    Refining macrodata

    mob,

    Nah, that’s more like confidentiality… They still sleep after they forget they work.

    I think Severance would probably be easier to sell if they can’t remember 8 hours of work each day, but still get to be awake for the next 16 hours.

    mayonaise_met,

    It’s different, but one of the points the show wants you to think about is whether not remembering suffering is better than suffering and being in control. In that way I don’t know if I would be so certain that working during sleep without remembering would be such a good idea.

    Abnorc,

    It was only a matter of time until someone tried to commercialize TCMP.

    elvith,

    My boss makes a dollar and I just a dime, that’s why I sleep on company t… wait…

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