circularfish, 
Giving off some serious 1930’s mob boss vibes with this one.
KingJalopy, Is this real? I haven’t kept up with the news but if so this is fucking great.
metaltoilet, 
KingJalopy, Fan-fucking-tastic. Too bad that fucking weasel was gone an hour and a half later. But at least it happened I guess.
metaltoilet, Now those who oppose trump must spread it everywhere to humiliate him and not let his fans use it to “own the libs”.
KingJalopy, bUt hE lOoKs So bAdAsS
Edit - my wife just me this
https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/8028cc97-f626-4c76-a742-87eb2efeed06.webp
metaltoilet, OMG I love that!
Laneus, and those who support trump must spread it everywhere to raise funds for his legal fees and or campaigning
metaltoilet, Let’s.
metaltoilet, Beat me to it :). His weight and height should be out soon if anyone wants to make bets.
ericjmorey, 6’3" 215lbs was reported. I don’t believe that for a second.
mookulator, It’s self reported. They released it before he entered the building
Shhalahr, What the hell? Why provide those details at all if you aren’t going to make sure they’re accurate?
mookulator, He probably has lawyers fighting literally every step
WashedOver, 
Well his hands are pretty small…
metaltoilet, Oh that’s such BS. They let him self report.
boff,
metaltoilet, 215lb 🙄
Auzy, 97kg for international guys.
I’m not skinny, but I’m 173cm (17cm shorter than him), and only marginally less than that (and I’m definitely in better shape).
It is the dumbest thing to lie about honestly. Apparently he told them a week ago he was 240pounds/108kg (which seems more accurate)
apis, Seeing him last night on the television, he did look like he’s dropped a bit of weight recently.
Still, there’s no way he has lost 11kg in the past week, that he’s 97kg now, or that he was ever 190cm.
Pratai, It’s so adorable how he’s trying so hard to look tough, but manages to look like the scared little rodent he is.
Hylactor, Anger is all he knows. He weilds his emotions with the skill of a feral dog.
stopthatgirl7, 
Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian in his mug shot, and I can’t stop laughing.
VerbTheNoun95, Reminds me of Rufus Scrimjore or however you spell the minister from Harry Potter.
Shhalahr, Now is the Season of Evil.
SomeGuyNamedPaul, I need to see this edit.
MadMenace, Does anyone know why he used a bail bond company? Seems weird. Does he really not have the $200,000?
quindraco, What? What are you talking about? That’s not how bail works. He doesn’t need 200k.
The amount of your bail is the amount you owe if you don’t appear in court, not the amount of the deposit, i.e. the amount of cash you need on hand. That’s 10% of the total. If you have a 200k bail amount, you need 20 grand on hand, not 200 grand.
MadMenace, Hmm, that’s not how they work in my state. You either pay 100% of the bail yourself, or you pay 10% to a bondsman and they cover the other 90%.
uniquitous, @MadMenace @Egg_In_Question He might not be liquid. Or he might just be broke. Or he's just a cheap bastard. Any or all of the above.
apfoster10, Ok so I am not buying the tough guy act he is desperately trying to portray in the photo. Dude is a walking ice cream sandwich in a suit.
Hylactor, I don’t doubt that he is belligerent, I don’t doubt that he is capable of murder. He is a rapist. If “dangerous” is considered tough, then I buy it. But tough is not the same as strong. There is no strength without empathy.
Shhalahr, Dangerous is not the same as tough. When toughness is necessary, then weakness is the dangerous trait.
liv, I didn’t even realise he is trying to look tough. He looks anxious.
StringTheory, Red eyes and make-up wiped off his nose like he’s been crying, and a sulky expression…
Not at all tough. More like a young child who had a temper tantrum and is pouting.
Sordid, (edited ) 
I’m not sure that’s what he’s going for. He just looks unhappy to me, which seems very plausible. If he had half a brain, he’d do a Bill Gates and put on a careless smile in his mugshot.
mooncabbage, I can’t believe this is real… I hope justice will be served still.
notfromhere, It looks like an image generated by stable diffusion.
MJBrune, deleted_by_author
quindraco, Yes, it’s really Trump, and yes, he does look like himself.
cnnrduncan, Nope, the Nazis actually replaced him with an evil genetically engineered clone back in 2014. The REAL Trump is going to return in 2033 backed by an army of angels who will come bearing gifts of clean coal and frozen peaches.
itsonlygeorge, Looks like he’s been crying.
AndrewOz, I thought you were required to wash off makeup before a mugshot?
storksforlegs, 
I think the orange has just leeched in permanently
baggins, 
Seriously, could they not get a shorter cameraman, or lower the tripod? A lot of these pics are taken at this angle.
The twat is posing. Why was he not made to stand straight and not pull a face like he’s on a wannabe supervillan dating site?
Onihikage, 
Ah yes, the Kubrick Stare. A staple of the villainously deranged.
Nonameuser678, 
This photo has become its own Rorschach test
Add comment