apfoster10,

Ok so I am not buying the tough guy act he is desperately trying to portray in the photo. Dude is a walking ice cream sandwich in a suit.

Hylactor,

I don’t doubt that he is belligerent, I don’t doubt that he is capable of murder. He is a rapist. If “dangerous” is considered tough, then I buy it. But tough is not the same as strong. There is no strength without empathy.

Shhalahr,

Dangerous is not the same as tough. When toughness is necessary, then weakness is the dangerous trait.

liv,

I didn’t even realise he is trying to look tough. He looks anxious.

StringTheory,

Red eyes and make-up wiped off his nose like he’s been crying, and a sulky expression…

Not at all tough. More like a young child who had a temper tantrum and is pouting.

Sordid, (edited )
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

I’m not sure that’s what he’s going for. He just looks unhappy to me, which seems very plausible. If he had half a brain, he’d do a Bill Gates and put on a careless smile in his mugshot.

stopthatgirl7,
stopthatgirl7 avatar

Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian in his mug shot, and I can’t stop laughing.

VerbTheNoun95,

Reminds me of Rufus Scrimjore or however you spell the minister from Harry Potter.

Shhalahr,

Now is the Season of Evil.

SomeGuyNamedPaul,

I need to see this edit.

Pratai,

It’s so adorable how he’s trying so hard to look tough, but manages to look like the scared little rodent he is.

Hylactor,

Anger is all he knows. He weilds his emotions with the skill of a feral dog.

circularfish,
@circularfish@beehaw.org avatar

Giving off some serious 1930’s mob boss vibes with this one.

ivereadalltheory,

He’s absolutely serving

pollen,

Time?

Radiant_sir_radiant,

Apparently there were several unsuccessful attempts .
(German only, but hopefully still a little bit funny.)

shiveyarbles,

Let’s reflect that this turd inherited 400 million dollars, and he couldn’t find happiness. Just misery.

ArtZuron,
@ArtZuron@beehaw.org avatar

Oompa loompa doopity doo

Rentlar,

Alright, so I can refer to ex-president Trump as Inmate for the duration of the trial.

Well I hope Inmate gets a fair trial and the justice he deserves.

agentsquirrel,

This pose was specifically intended for tee shirts, banners, and protests. There’s going to be a lot of money made off this picture.

Nonameuser678,
@Nonameuser678@aussie.zone avatar

This photo has become its own Rorschach test

Onihikage,
@Onihikage@beehaw.org avatar

Ah yes, the Kubrick Stare. A staple of the villainously deranged.

baggins,
@baggins@beehaw.org avatar

Seriously, could they not get a shorter cameraman, or lower the tripod? A lot of these pics are taken at this angle.

The twat is posing. Why was he not made to stand straight and not pull a face like he’s on a wannabe supervillan dating site?

AndrewOz,

I thought you were required to wash off makeup before a mugshot?

storksforlegs,
@storksforlegs@beehaw.org avatar

I think the orange has just leeched in permanently

itsonlygeorge,

Looks like he’s been crying.

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