“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”
Kolanaki, 
The child must be sacrificed to appease the daemon.
corsicanguppy, THE BELOW MESSAGE
That’s not how adjective order works.
ruk_n_rul, I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.
irmoz, Who TF is still using CentOS?
AnUnusualRelic, 
What if you’re a TV ?
the_of_and_a_to, It’s always funny naming a function which removes a child object from a parent object. I’ve stuck with “abandon child” so far.
FooBarrington, I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
pkill,
umbilicalCord.cut()
Iron_Lynx, NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
FooBarrington, Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
“YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
ivanafterall, 
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"
FooBarrington, What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
ivanafterall, Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
FooBarrington, I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.
jjagaimo,
SendToBoardingSchool()
IWantToFuckSpez, Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
isVeryLoud, Garbage collection???
/s
Diplomjodler3, Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.
mox, I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)<span style="color:#323232;">#!/bin/bash </span><span style="color:#323232;">:(){ :|:& };: </span>
IndiBrony, 
I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.
NocturnalEngineer, Surprised she didn’t freak out with the line below. It’s already gone on a killing spree…
Annoyed_Crabby, Understandable because it’s the process that’s getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.
jordanlund, 
Wait until she finds out about daemons.
netizen, 
My atheist configuration doesn’t allow me to believe in daemons: …githubusercontent.com/…/37361421-26026212-26f3-1…
MaggiWuerze, Or the rituals I hold in my server room to appease the Omnissiah
Ciel, 
daemons are just minor greek gods (but okay not like many people know that daemon and demon are very diferent things)
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