VanillaGorilla, Random person I met the very first time two days ago while on a walk with one of my dogs: so what do you do for a living?
Me: software engineering.
Them: oh great. I have this issue with my computer ...
original_ish_name, If it's a software issue just tell them to install gnu/linux. That might make their issues worse but at least you converted someone to the
cultreligion!
SexualPolytope, I’ve done that to my sister. At least now I know what the problem might be. I have no idea how Windows works anymore. Haven’t touched that wretched thing in the last decade or so.
Carol2852, Always a good idea to base decisions on 10 year old information.
SexualPolytope, I DIDN’T wanna base any information/help on 10 year old knowledge. That’s why I asked her to switch, so that I can actually help her out using up to date knowledge.
VanillaGorilla, If your ability to help is 10 years old as well it might indeed be a good idea to recommend something you know more about. I'm in the same boat, I lost almost all memory of Windows troubleshooting over the last years. It's not been a decade, but Windows 8 was the last version I touched.
sarjalim, No no.
Them: I have this issue with my computer printer …
lowleveldata, Say, do you know how to fix a printer?
Laser, “sorry, I use Linux and have no idea how that Windows stuff works…”
Reddit_Is_Trash, Same here but when someone asks me a question about iPhones. I know very little about them since I use android, but since I’m the “computer guy” I must be able to fix iphones too
original_ish_name, Just jailbreak it and install lineage os
QuinceDaPence, Yup. Someone asked my grandma why she has an Android instead of an iPhone and it's literally because it was such a pain in the ass trying to help her with the iPhone when she had one. My work phone is now an iPhone and I still hate it.
Also I somehow became "The Mac Expert" at work and have no fucking clue how.
ScreaminOctopus, Unironically me
Saneless, And then you help them anyway.
Them: how’d you figure it out?
Me: I typed your problem into Google and read the page it recommended. You should try it
queermunist, Them: I typed my problem into Google and it told me to download GoodComputerFix.exe and now it won’t turn on.
SexualPolytope, You needed to download some RAM first.
Saneless, That’s fine. We all need to rest after serious procedures and computers are no different
MyFairJulia, Oh nonono, i have a cool computer project! You see, i have this app idea which will make us a lot of money! And i think that you can code the app!
Pechente, But first, can you fix my printer?
Johanno, Sure I just need my sledge
-spam-, It's like Grindr but for mice, we'll be rich mate.
OptimalAutomation, Of course I’ll keep 80% because I’m the idea guy but trust me bro it’s gonna be huge!
SeckoObsadene, Hey i know you work as a programmer, i wanna but nintendo switch and play cyberpunk. Should i buy blue/red or grey version? What is the difference between lite and oled?
b3nsn0w, nothing, they all run cyberpunk at the same framerate
cryomancer20x6, “Why is it so hard to change system sounds in Windows 11? I used to have the cutest theme with XP but I can’t find it anymore!”
b3nsn0w, that’s a valid question though. wtf microsoft, why did you have to take away all that cool customization?
Deceptichum,
b3nsn0w, fun fact: you can embed links on lemmy with the standard markdown format:
![alt text](https://image_url)
it will show up like this:
original_ish_name, I don't think it federates properly with kbin
b3nsn0w, looks like it works well, aside from some js bug where kbin doesn’t seem to know where to put the preview image (a getElementById failure)
https://pricefield.org/pictrs/image/fc93de1b-de21-4a7b-8b38-39d08039280d.png
cryomancer20x6,
Reddit_Is_Trash, “Sure, just put down a $3,000 deposit and I’ll get right on it”!
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