VanillaGorilla,

Random person I met the very first time two days ago while on a walk with one of my dogs: so what do you do for a living?

Me: software engineering.

Them: oh great. I have this issue with my computer ...

original_ish_name,

If it's a software issue just tell them to install gnu/linux. That might make their issues worse but at least you converted someone to the cult religion!

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve done that to my sister. At least now I know what the problem might be. I have no idea how Windows works anymore. Haven’t touched that wretched thing in the last decade or so.

Carol2852,
@Carol2852@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Always a good idea to base decisions on 10 year old information.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I DIDN’T wanna base any information/help on 10 year old knowledge. That’s why I asked her to switch, so that I can actually help her out using up to date knowledge.

VanillaGorilla,

If your ability to help is 10 years old as well it might indeed be a good idea to recommend something you know more about. I'm in the same boat, I lost almost all memory of Windows troubleshooting over the last years. It's not been a decade, but Windows 8 was the last version I touched.

sarjalim,

No no.

Them: I have this issue with my computer printer

lowleveldata,

Say, do you know how to fix a printer?

Laser,

“sorry, I use Linux and have no idea how that Windows stuff works…”

Reddit_Is_Trash,

Same here but when someone asks me a question about iPhones. I know very little about them since I use android, but since I’m the “computer guy” I must be able to fix iphones too

original_ish_name,

Just jailbreak it and install lineage os

QuinceDaPence,

Yup. Someone asked my grandma why she has an Android instead of an iPhone and it's literally because it was such a pain in the ass trying to help her with the iPhone when she had one. My work phone is now an iPhone and I still hate it.

Also I somehow became "The Mac Expert" at work and have no fucking clue how.

ScreaminOctopus,

Unironically me

Saneless,

And then you help them anyway.

Them: how’d you figure it out?

Me: I typed your problem into Google and read the page it recommended. You should try it

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Them: I typed my problem into Google and it told me to download GoodComputerFix.exe and now it won’t turn on.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You needed to download some RAM first.

Saneless,

That’s fine. We all need to rest after serious procedures and computers are no different

MyFairJulia,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Oh nonono, i have a cool computer project! You see, i have this app idea which will make us a lot of money! And i think that you can code the app!

Pechente,

But first, can you fix my printer?

Johanno,

Sure I just need my sledge

-spam-,
-spam- avatar

It's like Grindr but for mice, we'll be rich mate.

OptimalAutomation,

Of course I’ll keep 80% because I’m the idea guy but trust me bro it’s gonna be huge!

SeckoObsadene,

Hey i know you work as a programmer, i wanna but nintendo switch and play cyberpunk. Should i buy blue/red or grey version? What is the difference between lite and oled?

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

nothing, they all run cyberpunk at the same framerate

cryomancer20x6,

“Why is it so hard to change system sounds in Windows 11? I used to have the cutest theme with XP but I can’t find it anymore!”

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

that’s a valid question though. wtf microsoft, why did you have to take away all that cool customization?

Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar
b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

fun fact: you can embed links on lemmy with the standard markdown format: ![alt text](https://image_url)

it will show up like this:

cartoon of a gloomy factory with a sign: “merry-makers will be arrested” and a robot setting up another sign: “no fun allowed”

original_ish_name,

I don't think it federates properly with kbin

b3nsn0w,
@b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

looks like it works well, aside from some js bug where kbin doesn’t seem to know where to put the preview image (a getElementById failure)

https://pricefield.org/pictrs/image/fc93de1b-de21-4a7b-8b38-39d08039280d.png

cryomancer20x6,
Reddit_Is_Trash,

“Sure, just put down a $3,000 deposit and I’ll get right on it”!

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