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MyFairJulia

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Du bist im Rat von Europarat, aber wir gewähren dir nicht den Rang „Europaratler“.

MyFairJulia,
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Quelle: Der eine Facharzt, bei dem du einen Termin brauchst.

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We would do that of you didn‘t keep stringing me along!

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Remember: Just tell tar to Xtract Z File.

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I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

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Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?

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You don‘t get it. Moses just beat the enemies with the stone tables to really hammer in the rules. It‘s not his fault the people are dying of the injuries.

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Ich werde die Abstimmung wie ein Fußballspiel verfolgen

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Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

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I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

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Another reason to kick Trump to the curb: A CD burner named after Trump would suck

MyFairJulia,
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Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

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I wonder why ad tech can‘t be „Let‘s show ads that correspond to what‘s being talked about on that website.“ Kinda like what Google suggested with Topics but without following me through the internet.

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Don‘t you just hate it when

When capitalism

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You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.

Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.

I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.

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Don‘t forget the Core Technology Fee they will raise if you do wish to offer your app outside of the app store and you weren‘t qualified for the Apple Developer Enterprise program.

And don‘t forget that in order to be eligible for sideloading you have to have at least one million downloads on the App Store.

And don‘t forget that your app still has to go through the App Review process so you have exactly no additional freedom if you live in the european economical area.

I sure hope the EU keeps kicking Apples ass. I love iOS but i hate the lack of freedom.

Btw, does anyone know whether visionOS even supports sideloading in the EEA.

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To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.

(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)

Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.

Evangelical app 'Bless Every Home' is mapping personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking” rituals targeting them. (newrepublic.com)

It puts a lot of features at the fingertips of the faithful, including the ability to filter whole neighborhoods by religion, ethnicity, “Hispanic country of origin,” “assimilation,” and whether there are children living in the household....

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It’s fine. Transitioning to Couchbase was fine. Was a bit weird getting used to NoSQL… Oh you mean my hormone therapy!

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Ah, i see you’re a german of culture as well

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Blåhaj, trans pride flag colors, Arch, ThinkPad… YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMMERS I KEEP HEARING ABOUT! Thank my lucky stars! I have this great million dollar app idea! All i need is you to develop it! I can pay you in shares or hormones!

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