solrize,

1 tweet = 140 bytes

1 (printed) page = 60 lines of 60 characters = 3600 bytes

1 moa (minute of audio in 128000 bps mp3) = 960000 bytes

1 mov (minute of video) = typically around 30MB but varies by resolution and encoding, like ounces vs troy ounces vs apothecary ounces.

1 loc (library of congress, used for measuring hard drive capacity) = around 10TB depending on jurisdiction.

melmi,
@melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

These are all rough averages, of course, but Tweets can be rather bigger than 140 bytes since they’re Unicode, not ASCII. What’s Twitter without emoji?

GraniteM,

1 moa (minute of audio in 128000 bps mp3)

Give me 320000 bps or give me death!

benderbeerman,

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

Tracyorama,
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Bytes are not part of the metric system because computers use base 2 instead of base 10. However, the metric system does borrow prefixes to express data sizes, such as kilo-, mega-, giga-, tera-, and peta-, so we could just use english for the prefixes

mindbleach,

Increments of 700 MB. As laid down by the wizards of usenet: 1CD, 2CD, 3CD, etc.

And then extending that idea, 1.44 MB, 4.7 GB, and 50 GB units.

A disk is 1,510,294 bytes - because it’s 1.44 American megabytes, and a kilobyte is 1024 bytes, god dammit. They’re binary. A CD (or “disc”) is 486 disks. A DVD5 is 6 CDs, because a DVD9 only holds 12. A BDRXL is 24 DVD5s.

From there we have to defer to the other kind of “elders of the internet” and say a “terabit” is exactly 10 BDRXLs, because my dad absolutely refuses to use the word “terabyte.” It’s decimalized from there on out. Which sounds great until you realize an American terabit is 5.7% more than asinine SI “hard drive manufacturer” terabytes, but only 98% of a proper binary figure given the even dumber name “tebibyte.”

Adalast,

We can use bits instead of bytes. That way it can look 8x bigger than it really is and have no real bearing to modern computing.

John_McMurray,

No, those are not metric, they just borrowed some prefixes, although it’s not like metric designers invented those anyways.

jimbolauski,

Power of Two

1GB is 29.8975 pots

1MB is 19.9315 pots

Matombo,

M$ already fucked that up for everybody calling GiB GB.

Wes_Dev,

Cut to a younger me looking at HDDs in Walmart, and wondering why the fuck they were using much higher numbers than what the drive actually had. That’s when I learned the difference, and started grow my hate for advertising bullshit.

TheOakTree,

We should measure size of files/storage as a function of how many standardized png’s of an american flag would fit in the same amount of space.

mojo_raisin,

digital freedom units

Buttons,
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We should measure size of files/storage as a function of how many standardized png’s of an american flag would fit in the same amount of space.

Fixed it, I will not be oppressed by your standards

TheOakTree,

Surely it would be a standardized png determined by each state legislation so… of varying sizes.

Adalast,

It would be of the state flags, with resolution and compression determined by the state supreme courts obviously.

PanoptiDon,

In America, you need a monthly subscription to use that system

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

In America, everything is right.

waz,

I know you asked about memory, but the computer I just assembled had a 750watt power supply. As an American I think we should refer to it as a “one horsepower power supply” instead.

uis,
BmeBenji,

That’s not bad, but is there a digital equivalent of a horse we could use?

mindbleach,
TomAwsm, (edited )

Nyan cats

lseif,

char, short, int, long, long long

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

unsigned long long and minus unsigned long long

derpgon,

I didn’t do C++ for over 5 years. Does minus unsigned really give you one bit of data extra?

sparky,
@sparky@lemmy.federate.cc avatar

Are we assuming we’re allowed to use defines and templates? 😏

derpgon,

B-b-but those are cheating 😒

phoenixz,

Try KiB, MiB, GiB, TiB, those are metric, KB is not

Username,

Other way round: prefixes that contain “bi” are binary, so 1024-based.

TheGalacticVoid,

Somebody needs to make a satire piece on how the “woke mob” is ruining computers because these units of measurement are all bi.

phoenixz,

Bipolar is 1024 based?

Jokes aside, you’re talking nonsense. 1024 based?

TheOakTree,

I think they mean “based off of chunks of 1024”, not “base 1024”.

andrewth09, (edited )

My CPU is running at 2.6 Triple thou cycles per imperial second (TTiS)

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Triple Imperial Thousand Seconds?

the_crotch,

1 kB is 1024 bytes and a byte is 8 bits. That is not metric. It just uses metric prefixes.

lseif,

1kB = 1000 bytes, 1KiB = 1024 bytes

konalt,
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Matombo,

1kB is 1000B you are using KiB which Windows to this day calls KB -.-

Sibbo,

Linux kernel guilty as well. It reports memory in “kb”, but digging through documentation, you will at some point see that they actually mean KiB. The “kb” would be 1000 bits.

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