amayasnep, 9 months ago

@jonty 🪱 UNLIMITED POWER 🪱

VoiceofDuum, 9 months ago

@jonty

Hide 'em in the nearest permafrost, should be fine

Mexicals, 9 months ago

@jonty if you were close I would totally take some off your hands

MollyNYC, 9 months ago

@jonty

The research lab kind or the agricultural kind?

HauntedSacredCow, 9 months ago

@jonty My gosh what are you going to name them all?

lonvarscsak, 10 months ago

@jonty I’ll take 1

jhwgh1968, 10 months ago

@jonty my US high school would probably like some to continue their instruction in biology, with this one weird lab I'll never forget

Only downside is, you'd get the rejects back with two heads

acm_redfox, 10 months ago

@jonty yeah, i once ordered some for my garden, and the smallest number (in a sponge! that you soaked in a watering can!) was enough to treat like 2 acres of yard. um, I have a small garden plot and a few pots...

I treated all the plots in my local community garden, but that left a lot of worms!

troubadours, 10 months ago

@jonty Nematodes rule! They eat ticks! Spread them everywhere like the Johnny Appleseed of Nematodes!

pointsymmetric, 10 months ago

@jonty yanks wriggling parasite from ear I only need a few thousand

vriesk, 10 months ago

@jonty come on, there's nothing like a marching army of 50 million nematodes devouring every fungus gnat in sight.

(I have used just that 2 weeks ago)

JKrotkov, 10 months ago

@jonty
Yes, please.

DenialShown, 10 months ago

@jonty "Please, I have so many worms." Is not what i expected in my feed today.

zymurgic, 10 months ago

@jonty Are you sure they counted them all? That's a very precise number.

DRMacIver, 10 months ago

@jonty ...what were you going to do with even 50,000 worms?

jonty, 10 months ago

@DRMacIver Deploy them in battle against the pests invading my plants (they're microscopic so you need a lot)

mwt, 10 months ago

@jonty @DRMacIver I guess what you need to do next is grow more plants?

efi, 10 months ago

@jonty oh, vermis

silo64, 10 months ago

@jonty I should get a worm guy

InternetEh, 10 months ago

@jonty well, I don't know what I thought 50 million nematodes would look like

hannah, 10 months ago

@jonty a wormer’s dozen

Squika, 10 months ago

@jonty the forbidden risotto.

alice, 10 months ago

@jonty I have questions

Akki, 10 months ago

@jonty oh hey Bioline is what we use in the butterfly house. But tends to be little packets of parasitic wasps. No nematodes.

weezmgk, 10 months ago

@jonty only if I can have the pleasure of killing them

rotten little heckers

CatherineFlick, 10 months ago

@jonty what do they target?